I know, I know, it’s old. But it’s damn funny. If airlines normally ran ads like this they’d never have an empty seat.
Yes. I. Went. There.
Spoiler Alert!
Irish Porn: civilization, caught in the act of falling
You know how those Catholic girls can be. From Billy Joel to Alanis Morissette, bards across the ages have chronicled their plunging descent from the convent into the degraded wasteland of sin and vice in which they dwell from puberty onward. Never has this been more obvious than in our Flickred and Facebooked culture.
The proof? Click past the jump to see what happens to a simple, youthful native of Eire once she ripens and the sharpers find her. Bob Guccione has a lot to answer for.
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Quiz: are you disturbingly profound or just profoundly disturbing?
Guess which I am!!!
You Are Profoundly Disturbing |
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You aren’t just attracted to darkness – you thrive in it. Your interests are downright creepy, and you may even lack normal human empathy. While there’s no harm in enjoying the macabre, remember to keep your vilest thoughts to yourself! |
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Control your Seafood: Cookin’ with Coolio
In a world where our most revered chef is a nattering, giggling, chainsmoking, Botox-riddled second-rate Mary Richards impersonator, it is heartening at last to find a show featuring someone so singlemindedly dedicated to the pursuit of culinary perfection. Someone for whom the mysteries of the roux are as deserving of attention as the mysteries of geopolitics, or the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: Cookin’ With Coolio: Swashbuckling Shrimp!
Did he say “a dime bag of pepper?”
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