Cthulhudance

Is this the next great web sensation? After a few drinks it’s just as catchy as the damn hampsterdance, ya know. What better way to start off the day than with a screen full of writhing, twitching, gibbering Elder Gods, eh?

Cthulhudance!CthulhudanceCthulhudance!
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smoke pot, lose weight: the best of all possible worlds

Pot Chef, dude!Well actually, as a not-potter myself the best of all possible worlds would be one where the stuff didn’t stink like candy made from filthy socks, rolled in skunk cabbage, but that’s just me.

From CNN via Fark comes news that Big Pharma, our beloved overlords, renowned for bypassing the chance to make a quick buck in order to spend their days and nights hard at work finding a cure for cancer, is developing a new kind of pot that will help stoners toke away the pounds.

The most telling thing in the article is the fact that it was posted in the Money section of CNN, not the Science section.

Or the Altruism section…oh wait, the what?

“The cannabis plant has 70 different cannabinoids in it, and each has a different effect on the body,” GW Managing Director Justin Gover told Reuters.

“Some can stimulate your appetite, and some in the same plant can suppress your appetite. It is amazing both scientifically and commercially,” he said in a telephone interview.

GW said it plans to start clinical trials of the new drug in the second half of this year.

Volunteers?

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the call of Cthulhu!

The call of Cthulhu!!!!

from Cthulhu Creates!

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what is your life worth?

This is the simple internet quiz. We will get into profound examination of the question later, once I’ve had my coffee. Enjoy your filler; it’s good for you. Keeps the blog regular!


Your Life Is Worth…


$855,500

How Much Is Your Life Worth?

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melon baller!

No wonder it has no name; click to enlarge if you dare!Sometimes you run across evidence of another person’s sex life on the internet and you think:

  1. Wow. I guess I’m normal then.
  2. Wow. No wonder he’s got no life.
  3. Wow. Just: Wow.

I’m not sure if DefrostIndoors who passed this along to me wants her name, or even her alias, associated with this. I have no need to know how she stumbled across this. I have no urge to know how she stumbled across this. Really, I’m just going to assume she was trying to find a new kitchen utensil when she ran across the innovative, yet pathetic and disgusting…

Melon Baller!

“Ok i’ve had the melons since yesterday. Cost me about $5 for two of them. Now how do i carve the hole? I don’t want to make it too big.”

“oh yeah another thing i heated it up 2 minutes already and the inside is still hard. well it’s finally hot, but still hard. look’s like the melon’s not up for anything tonight. lol…” 

Big melon ballin! The after shot!Also, all that BlueBomber says is they got this off a forum and if you know anything about forums, you’ll know that you neither need nor want additional information. And yes, that’s where the pictures came from. You have just viewed fruit porn! I suppose these are NSFW if you work in the produce section. Paging Chad Vader! But do go to the site for more on the aftermath. I bet he didn’t even call the next morning!

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