Mango Porn Whoring

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TIAWell this should be good for hits.

A recent exchange on the blog of UK human anomaly Vicus Scurra.

Raincoaster, old wombat, is that what you meant by ‘tidying up links’?

Yes, that is what I meant. Since they were messed up, how was I to know they weren't links? I don't read HTML or Firefox. Gates won't let me!

Since you've cleaned it up, whatever it was (and it never pays to look too closely at other people's messes) I shall give you a link, just as soon as you post something about mango porn. Some of us are still hit whores, you know, and you can't expect me to make an exception to my standards just for you.
raincoaster

Raincoaster, thank you so much. Your placing the words 'mango porn' here mean that I will get more traffic in the next 3 weeks than "Ahmed's Erotic Mango Emporium" in Finchley does in a year.
Vicus Scurra

Let it not be said that I am not there for my friends; mi pervs es su pervs.

Great Moments in Sport: The Swedish Chef

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I think the ladle should get points for an assist.

YouTube is Down!!! And productivity surges across the land…

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From YouTube:

ALL YOUR VIDEO ARE BELONG TO US.

UPDATE: No, we haven't been hacked. Get a sense of humor.

UPDATE 2: Apparently we can't spel.

UPDATE 3: Please stop calling the office, we're trying to work in here.

Bad Clone

linkie o’ the day: handyman killers

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Is this really Sebastian Junger? Given his experience with having the Boston Strangler as his handyman, it would only make sense. In fact, looking at Handyman Killers, quite a lot of things make sense, including the ex-roomie known to readers of the raincoaster blog as "Loserboy," the hash-addicted epileptic handyman who attempted to throw raincoaster from upstairs to downstairs. She still takes some pride in the fact that when the police got there they noted a large Nike print on his face. It was the least I could do.

Q. Are you serious about this?

A. Deadly serious

Q. How can I protect myself from handymen?Handyman as Archetype

A. You really can't. Just learn to fix things yourself. Or, if you must hire a handyman, make sure you are not in the house alone. Have a large, scary-looking friend come over at the same time.

Q. Is there any news about Jennifer Aniston on this site?

A. No. And there will not be – unless she is killed by a handyman, which is not at all outside the bounds of possibility.

and you thought your club was harsh

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Check out this New Yorker getting slapped 100 times by delighted clubgoers. And it's not even a gay club! From Gawker, who have, of course, the perfect headline: Come On, Get Slappy! Is this some kind of fetish, or is the club just really, really harsh?