At least they match the commanders

From the Hartford Courant via CNN comes word that the US army is now systematically deploying the mentally ill to combat positions in Iraq. Please tell me you're surprised by it; there must be someone out there who's still an optimist.

Ritchie acknowledged that some deployment practices, such as sending service members diagnosed with post-traumatic stress syndrome back into combat, have been driven in part by a troop shortage.

"The challenge for us … is that the Army has a mission to fight. And, as you know, recruiting has been a challenge," she said. "And so we have to weigh the needs of the Army, the needs of the mission, with the soldiers' personal needs."

And there you have it: "We've run out of sane people, and it's more important to us to have soldiers with guns pointed at the Iraqis than it is for us to take guns away from the acutely suicidal, so deal."

Twenty-two U.S. troops committed suicide in Iraq last year. That number accounts for nearly one in five of all noncombat deaths and was the highest suicide rate since the war started, the newspaper said.

The paper reported that some service members who committed suicide in 2004 or 2005 were kept on duty despite clear signs of mental distress, sometimes after being prescribed antidepressants with little or no mental health counseling or monitoring. Those findings conflict with regulations adopted last year by the Army that caution against the use of antidepressants for "extended deployments."

Homer’s Odyssey as rap video

"He's the big Mac Daddy of ancient Greece, always gittin' down at the sacrificial feast"

etc etc

Pomme & Kelly

Quite frankly, OMFG how pathfuckingthetic can this be? raincoaster's given out links to moronic URLs before but this is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outtaline.

Check the spelling. Check the punctuation. Check the whatever… and realize that this is the top WordPress blog today.

Then go bang your head against the wall and wonder why some people are allowed within thirty feet of the alphabet, when clearly they pose a danger to society and themselves.

Presidential fight 2008

WALKENSo there are any number of Americans fighting the aggressive fight in Iraq or in Washington, the fight for their lives.

Meanwhile Christopher Walken has chosen to fight it this way, and he's Christopher Walken, so who's going to tell him not to, eh?

Although he has some tough competition.

Vote for your ruler

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

— General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

Linkie o’ the Day: Wicked Adventures Travel

Yep, there's a website out there for every conceivable service.

Looking for some exotic child-pervin' action on your next vacation? Then you need to click here to contact Wicked Adventures Travel and book your holiday to the Philippines or Thailand. Note that your "preferred companion" can be chosen from several categories: 12 and under, 13-14, 15-16, 16-17, or 18 and older. Charming.