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Monthly Archives: May 2006

third-best ad ever

what if???

Gallery of the Absurd, via Defamer.

Operation Global Media Domination: The Day Off

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Undecideds: I regret to announce that I'm taking the day off sick. Yep, that's right: not blogging today.
So you know I'm sick.

Don Pryor IS: World’s Worst Waiter

From Waiterblog, who knows about these things.

matches the pocket protector

and the short-sleeved dress shirt.

Second-Best Ad Ever

Next to this one.

Ronrey Rife

According to Team America World Police's secret spycam footage, Kim Jong Il is a very ronrey boy. Heading a country of 22 million people, 21.999999 million of whom detest and fear one, must indeed greatly interfere with developing a well-rounded social life.

A commentor on Guido Fawkes' blog notes, however, that Kim's MySpace profile [...]

The Church of Bill…Bill…Bill…Shatner

Crypto-theocratic postmodernism about Greatest Living Canadian, the Shat.

Infamous episode #22 from the first season of the Mindwrecker tv show, seen every week on ch 29 in San Francisco.
This all-B&W show is a 1960s Shatner-wallow of favorite moments woven into a new pattern. It features an awesome Theme Song and original score.

Review o’ the Day: ACME Strip Club

From Gawker. Not-to-be-missed account of Long Island City's seediest strip club.
At that point I had tipped all (six) of the dancers at least $3 each. The Brazilian she-male had been particularly pushy. Finally, Marek returned. "We leave now," he said. "Goodbye!" And then he leaned in and kissed me on the spot on the cheek [...]

Cheerleaders

Saturday, September 07, 2002
Browsing through the archives today, from back when I actually got outside, got me thinking about the reactions people have when they see me running. Now, don't get the idea I am a magnificent gazelle when I run; I am more of a magnificent Thelwell pony. I've seen those gazelle-people and they [...]