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Monthly Archives: May 2006

third-best ad ever


what if???

Gallery of the Absurd, via Defamer.

Operation Global Media Domination: The Day Off

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Undecideds: I regret to announce that I'm taking the day off sick. Yep, that's right: not blogging today.
So you know I'm sick.

Don Pryor IS: World’s Worst Waiter

From Waiterblog, who knows about these things.

matches the pocket protector

and the short-sleeved dress shirt.

Second-Best Ad Ever

Next to this one.

Ronrey Rife

According to Team America World Police's secret spycam footage, Kim Jong Il is a very ronrey boy. Heading a country of 22 million people, 21.999999 million of whom detest and fear one, must indeed greatly interfere with developing a well-rounded social life.

A commentor on Guido Fawkes' blog notes, however, that Kim's MySpace profile lists 1127 more friends [...]

The Church of Bill…Bill…Bill…Shatner

Crypto-theocratic postmodernism about Greatest Living Canadian, the Shat.

Infamous episode #22 from the first season of the Mindwrecker tv show, seen every week on ch 29 in San Francisco.
This all-B&W show is a 1960s Shatner-wallow of favorite moments woven into a new pattern. It features an awesome Theme Song and original score.

Review o’ the Day: ACME Strip Club

From Gawker. Not-to-be-missed account of Long Island City's seediest strip club.
At that point I had tipped all (six) of the dancers at least $3 each. The Brazilian she-male had been particularly pushy. Finally, Marek returned. "We leave now," he said. "Goodbye!" And then he leaned in and kissed me on the spot on the cheek [...]

Cheerleaders

Saturday, September 07, 2002
Browsing through the archives today, from back when I actually got outside, got me thinking about the reactions people have when they see me running. Now, don't get the idea I am a magnificent gazelle when I run; I am more of a magnificent Thelwell pony. I've seen those gazelle-people and they [...]

Art Shocker!!!


I Am Canadian, and so is William Shatner


Tony Blair: Only God Can Judge Me Now

Quite so.
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Technorati me!

Someone’s Sensitive about his Sausage

From Small Town Misfit.

Aus vs Eire


Haditha: Eyewitness to Atrocity

Here is a report, courtesy of Jesus' General, direct from Haditha: 
Iraqi Girl tells of US Attack-
Haditha: A City Crushed under the Occupation
The American troops, accompanied by the Iraqi National Guards, are waging the most ferocious attack against our town, for three days now. They violated our blood, honor, and peaceful houses where not a single [...]

Memorial

On the occassion of the US holiday of Memorial Day, the essay of the day, by guestblogger Darryl, over at Jesus' General.

I watched the documentary, Control Room, again last night. One of the scenes featured an Al Jazeera reporter, Hassan Ibrahim, discussing the run-up to the war with a number of Iraqi intellectuals. He told them [...]

Ali G @ NASA

Space…that's the thing between his ears.

Astronauts apparently have the patience of Job, particularly when they're explaining things to British tv hosts.

I Am/Am Not Canadian

The original, inspirational and patriotic beer commercial:
 
Slight variation on the classic theme, particularly for the Quebec market. Somewhat less of all the above.

The Irish Heather’s Painting and its story 3.

So here's the story as Sean told it to me, just yesterday, which is just as he remembers it and no wonder, with all the adrenaline that must have been in his bloodstream that night. It would probably take years of world-class therapy to erase that memory.
So it was this Fire-Man, not that one. It [...]