what if???
31 May 2006 2 Comments
in Art, Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Family, Fans, Movies
Gallery of the Absurd, via Defamer.

Operation Global Media Domination: The Day Off
31 May 2006 3 Comments
in Blogging, Operation Global Media Domination, Uncategorized
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Undecideds: I regret to announce that I'm taking the day off sick. Yep, that's right: not blogging today.
So you know I'm sick.
Don Pryor IS: World’s Worst Waiter
31 May 2006 Leave a Comment
in Culture, Entertainment, Family, Humour, Lush Life, Work
From Waiterblog, who knows about these things.
matches the pocket protector
31 May 2006 Leave a Comment
in Culture, Humour, Science, Work
and the short-sleeved dress shirt.

Second-Best Ad Ever
31 May 2006 Leave a Comment
in Allegory, Culture, Humour, Sex, Travel

Next to this one.
Ronrey Rife
31 May 2006 1 Comment
in Allegory, Blogging, Blogroll, Canada, Celebrity, Culture, Dating, Entertainment, Fans, Historical, Humour, Operation Global Media Domination, Politics, Singles
According to Team America World Police's secret spycam footage, Kim Jong Il is a very ronrey boy. Heading a country of 22 million people, 21.999999 million of whom detest and fear one, must indeed greatly interfere with developing a well-rounded social life.
A commentor on Guido Fawkes' blog notes, however, that Kim's MySpace profile lists 1127 more friends than Dave Cameron's. Boris Johnson is doing rather better, with 533 friends, starting with Thatcher and including some surprising additions.
I note with a measure of patriotic pride that Pierre Trudeau has 1571 friends, beating them all into the dust, despite having been dead for several years. You never lose it, I guess.
"Reason over Passion" that's my motto — It carried me through 16 years as Prime Minister of Canada (from 1968 to 1979 and 1980 to 1984). My Prime Ministership saw Canada become a nation that upholds the values of multiculturalism and billingualism. I brought the constitution back to Canada (so we no longer had to go begging to Britain to amend it) and I brought the the Charter of Rights and Freedoms! What can I say, I was a great Prime Minister – too bad they didn't name the mountain after me but at least I have an airport! And what other Prime Minister chilled with Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono, dated Barbara Striesand, and was chased around by girls? I had Trudeaumania, slid down bannisters, pirouetted behind the Queen of England, and gave the finger to those who pissed me off! So if you like billingualism and multiculturalism and/or are a beautiful woman (especially a celebrity) say hello… but if you're Richard Nixon, Rene Levesque, an Alberta oil baron, or a Quebec seperatist then you'll just see "how far I'll go"
– "Just Watch Me!" –



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