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Monthly Archives: January 2007

quiz: which fucking stupid goddam candy heart are you, and what’s it to YOU if I am?

No comment. NO fucking comment. Thanks, Stiletto Girl; thanks for nothing.

Your Candy Heart Says “Get Real”

You’re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.You don’t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: is all about the person you’re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: [...]

Hermione the poisoner!

Gadzooks! Mon Dieu! Zounds! And Various Other Vivid And Archaic Expressions Of Horror!
Mild-mannered Hogwarts student Hermione Granger is a poisoner!
Ah, we shoulda seen it coming! Don’t the neighbors always say, “He was the quiet type, kept to himself mostly” after the cops have gone and the news crews arrive at the crime site?
Yes, it appears [...]

a field guide to fandom, Barbaro edition

 
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you this amazing Hinterland’s Who’s Who guide to Barbaro messageboard fans. It’s from the Philadelphia Weekly, who should immediately give D-Mac a raise, and gotten at via Bridlepath.
Oh, I know what you’re thinking: but raincoaster, I’m not a horsefan; but raincoaster, I don’t care about horse fans; I don’t want [...]

quiz: what donut are you?

Don’t click away! This little item, although disguised as a common internet quiz filler post, is actually a profoundly revelatory and life-changing toolkit for the new century (TM).

You Are a Caramel Crunch Donut

You’re a complex creature, and you’re guilty of complicating things for fun.You’ve been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life…Or at [...]

human sexuality and robot intelligence

engtech, master of blogpimping, dropped this one into the comments section. I’m not above syphoning off his readership, so I’m re-posting this here. So there.

Harold is a Robot #2 – Sexual Innuendo
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Donnie Davies speaks!

And he is speaking to YOU! from the comments on this very blog. And here is what Donnie Davies had to say:
Thanks so much for the support, everybody. I tell you what, mysterious electronic attacks, phone calls from untracable numbers that claim to be the U.S. Postal Service offering to deliver lost packages and an enormous amount [...]

Cthulhudance

Is this the next great web sensation? After a few drinks it’s just as catchy as the damn hampsterdance, ya know. What better way to start off the day than with a screen full of writhing, twitching, gibbering Elder Gods, eh?

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smoke pot, lose weight: the best of all possible worlds

Well actually, as a not-potter myself the best of all possible worlds would be one where the stuff didn’t stink like candy made from filthy socks, rolled in skunk cabbage, but that’s just me.
From CNN via Fark comes news that Big Pharma, our beloved overlords, renowned for bypassing the chance to make a quick buck in [...]

the call of Cthulhu!

from Cthulhu Creates!
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what is your life worth?

This is the simple internet quiz. We will get into profound examination of the question later, once I’ve had my coffee. Enjoy your filler; it’s good for you. Keeps the blog regular!

Your Life Is Worth…

$855,500

How Much Is Your Life Worth?
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