Daily Archives: February 9, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith’s finest moment

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Seriously, what did you think she was famous for? Listen to these fans scream: they would cheer on a trainwreck if it wore a really trashy dress. As Nietzsche  says, when we cease to worship the old gods they die, and whatever we do worship becomes the new god.

Is this enlightenment?

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camel toe!

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In part three of our ongoing wildlife series (see Beaver Shots and Brand New Beavers) we present to you a highly detailed, close-up shot of camel toe. Please be warned, the image is graphic, so we have placed it over the jump. Click to enlarge.

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Kazakhstani Kamel Kriminals K-O’d

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Do they call them “drybacks” I wonder?

The Kanadian Broadcasting Korporation reports that a ring of Kazakh camel smugglers was apprehended in the Astrakhan region of Russia. The alleged criminals were in possession of over a dozen camels, none of whom, it appeared, had passports or other valid travel documents.

And tonight, the world sleeps safer.

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not gay? Can’t stay!

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Canada tells a Nicaraguan teenager that because he hasn’t fucked any Americans, his refugee claim is rejected and he must return to his homeland.

Now, I don’t know about you…

But if that is what it takes to stay in this country I may as well start packing.

I mean, sure, if you’re planning to live on Denman Street, fine, test for gayness. But I don’t think bonking one particular kind of foreigner should be a requirement for Canadian residency status, any more than a criminal record should be mandatory if you’re emigrating to Australia.

From the CBC:

Board adjudicator Deborah Lamont, who heard the case from Calgary via video conference, questioned whether Orozco was homosexual because he wasn’t sexually active while in the U.S. …

“You’ve got a kid who’s run away from home because he’s had the crap beaten out of him by his dad because he’s different, because he looks gay, because he doesn’t behave like the other boys or his brothers, gets help from Catholic churches and then from a Seventh Day Adventist Church,” said Khaki.

“He’s 19 years old at the time of the hearing and the board wonders why he hasn’t been sexually active? [That’s] a bit problematic for me,” said Khaki.

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Anna Nicole Smith took the Jimi Hendrix way out

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Anna Nicole Smith, Playboy

It seems “heart failure” was even more euphemistic than we thought. Access Hollywood is reporting that she choked to death on her own vomit, while under the influence of sedatives. Just like Jimi. You probably don’t want to watch the video they’ve got on that site; it’s voyeuristic, to say the least.

According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that she appeared to have choked on her own vomit.

The same source claims that Smith took what was referred to as a “children’s sedative,” and had “kept passing out” before her death.

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