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Berlin Wall stolen!

This very piece of the Wall was stolen 

I. Am. Serious.

In the middle of the night over the quiet holiday weekend, a huge section of the historic Berlin Wall was removed and transported to destinations unknown without warning. The theft was discovered, of course, when the usual flock of tourists arrived to photograph the famous Cold War monument and its artistic and legended graffitti and found…

air.

Who pulled off this brazen heist? Who felt the need for anonymity so deep that it paid double- or triple-time to remove a massive wall over the quietest weekend of the year, one devoted to family and the remembrance of the death of Jesus, and under cover of the deepest darkness?

The usual suspect.

The Guardian has the full report:

After a couple of days spent keeping its head down, the government finally owned up. The federal civil engineering and planning office said it had removed the panels so that construction of the new environment ministry could go ahead on the site.

Quick to attempt to heal the public relations gaffe, a spokeswoman for the planning office said the intention was to eventually incorporate the strip of wall into a visitor centre of the ministry, which onlookers would be able to view through a window. She said the missing segment had been put in storage and was being professionally restored.

Of course, we’ve all heard that one before.

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9 Comments

  1. Posted April 11, 2007 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    what the? Did they think no one would notice?

  2. Posted April 11, 2007 at 11:46 am | Permalink

    It’s Germany. They thought nobody would dare say anything.

  3. Posted April 11, 2007 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    haha People will steal anything these days

  4. Posted April 11, 2007 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Seriously! Especially governments!

  5. Posted April 11, 2007 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    Are they going to professionally restore the minefield too?

  6. Posted April 11, 2007 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    Indeed it was stolen, Herr Professor. “Removed for a project” is sort of what they did to the Jews. We are not taken in by bureaucrats around the ol’ raincoaster blog, nosiree.

  7. Posted April 12, 2007 at 6:06 am | Permalink

    Thieves in government… ??? Say it ain’t so :)

  8. Posted April 12, 2007 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Inconceivable!

  9. Posted April 13, 2007 at 12:11 am | Permalink

    I think it was Timethief! :)

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