lolgoths #1! Kimveer Gill
12 May 2007 27 Comments
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Presenting the first in what we at the ol’ raincoaster blog hope will be a long-running and completely tasteless feature. Think of it as Great Cthulhu‘s answer to lolgays, lolgeeks and lolcats.
Because I just haven’t busted out my inner egregiously offensive child lately, and she’s almost chewed through the steel door…
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May 12, 2007 @ 05:05:33
Reddited!
May 12, 2007 @ 05:09:32
Thanx! It was time to bust out the Fucking Tasteless. Hmmm, maybe I should tag it that?
May 12, 2007 @ 05:34:35
That guy looks way too happy to be a murderer. I think I already said this but I could see myself doing him. And that in itself is fucking tasteless. Or is that tasteless fucking?
May 12, 2007 @ 05:37:30
Both! Perfect!
Yeah, Gill had a lot going for him. Too bad sanity wasn’t one of those things.
May 12, 2007 @ 05:49:03
And it’s been downvoted already. I swear there’s some twat who follows me around on there and downvotes everything I submit.
*hint*coff*go vote*coff*
May 12, 2007 @ 05:51:18
Well I might just do that. Yeah, the downvotes don’t seem to have any rhyme to them at all, do they? And there’s a lot more crap on reddit lately eg “how I didn’t get to the front page and reddit service sux” oh whatever, grow a pair!
May 12, 2007 @ 05:53:19
Fuckity fuck fuck. I accidently double clicked on it and that just buried it again! Goddam, isn’t there aw ay to take back what you just did?
May 12, 2007 @ 05:57:56
Okay, fine reddit. BE that way. I’ll just reddit lolgoth#2 then.
HINT HINT
May 12, 2007 @ 06:05:47
Voted up, and deleted the old one!
May 12, 2007 @ 06:07:22
And it’s already got one downvote. WHO ARE THESE TWATS? I swear, reddit is turning into digg with the zeta males.
May 12, 2007 @ 06:10:31
Seriously. Somebody needs a deworming ball…right up the anal cavity. you hold him down and I’ll get the balling gun.
May 12, 2007 @ 06:20:27
Downvote or not, it was still worth 55 hits. And counting. Thanks!
May 12, 2007 @ 07:21:30
We are an internet GANG. *throws hand signals*
Btw, why does your horse ring post say “-1 years ago”?
May 12, 2007 @ 07:27:13
I just swapped the time around so it’ll post later. I’m zipping in and out of universes and space time continuums here while I watch Calls for Cthulhu #5: it’s a goth cultist thing, you wouldn’t understand.
May 12, 2007 @ 08:51:56
errr …. what do they teach in these North-Amerikan Skules
It is bad enough that, like most Amerikaner, an erudite & perceptive young man like Senor FFE struggles to spell “candoUr”
[sotto voce - the lady may have a thin, elongated slice of steel]
….. I think Mlle S meant to wRite something along the lines of “f…..gLY tasteless”
Es macht man denken, nee
Das ist es, doch
Yr ob servt etc
G E
May 12, 2007 @ 08:56:06
Actually, for a murderer he is indeed pretty hot. I mean, him or Dahmer, which would you pick?
May 12, 2007 @ 08:59:27
dammit – continuA, your Grace, continuA
… one must maintain some standards in these demoKratic & enlightened times
We expect such things from mere colonials & ex-colonials
but even in the hands of the gNobility, Is not even Latin safe
Nil illegitime carborundum [not to be translated for Sheilas]
Nil rei publicae romanae desperandum est [don't take Scipio too seriously, especially after a particualrly bad day at Cannae]
GE
May 12, 2007 @ 09:07:26
I was just saying that about Scipio myself. But lordy, you should hear what I say about the Aemilia after a couple of drinks!
May 12, 2007 @ 14:39:17
Everybody is on this Ican kick. I’m almost afraid to post a picture of my cat for fear it will be defaced in some absurd manner.
May 12, 2007 @ 21:18:28
It WILL be. Now howabout posting a picture of your pet Goth instead?
May 13, 2007 @ 12:11:27
Wait till you see what I’ve been doing to Henry Rollins.
Oh god, I’ve waited ten years to say that!
May 16, 2007 @ 14:35:27
What did yo do to Henry Rollins? I don’t care for him for some reason and I have no idea why. Maybe I don’t trust musicians who don’t drink or smoke.
OR maybe it’s his face. The guy is wooden and never smiles. And he’s built like a huge block of meat.
I found this when looking him up – I know who he is but I wanted a reminder of how weird he looks (IT is VERY GRAPHIC)
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dhenry%2520rollins%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26toggle%3D1%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr2%3Dtab-web&w=480&h=360&imgurl=www.rumored.com%2Fimg%2Frollins5.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rumored.com%2Flit-machine%2Fwriters%2Frollins&size=21.2kB&name=rollins5.jpg&p=henry+rollins&type=jpeg&no=1&tt=10,985&oid=fcf8ad274a4db084&ei=UTF-8
May 16, 2007 @ 14:36:19
Unfortunately I have no pet goth unless you count boyfriends.
May 16, 2007 @ 14:36:49
Maybe I’ll buy a squid (dead of course) and take a pic for you while it’s on the cutting board.
May 16, 2007 @ 21:00:37
It probably IS Rollins, although it doesn’t look nearly beefy enough from this angle.
I haven’t posted it yet, but I will. It should be fun. I luv me some Rollins; he’s like Bob Newhart’s enraged evil twin.
May 18, 2007 @ 03:45:32
I can’t wait to see it. That asshole Rollins…