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lolgoths #1! Kimveer Gill

Presenting the first in what we at the ol’ raincoaster blog hope will be a long-running and completely tasteless feature. Think of it as Great Cthulhu’s answer to lolgays, lolgeeks and lolcats.

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Because I just haven’t busted out my inner egregiously offensive child lately, and she’s almost chewed through the steel door…

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26 Comments

  1. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:05 am | Permalink

    Reddited!

  2. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    Thanx! It was time to bust out the Fucking Tasteless. Hmmm, maybe I should tag it that?

  3. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:34 am | Permalink

    That guy looks way too happy to be a murderer. I think I already said this but I could see myself doing him. And that in itself is fucking tasteless. Or is that tasteless fucking?

  4. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:37 am | Permalink

    Both! Perfect!

    Yeah, Gill had a lot going for him. Too bad sanity wasn’t one of those things.

  5. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:49 am | Permalink

    And it’s been downvoted already. I swear there’s some twat who follows me around on there and downvotes everything I submit.

    *hint*coff*go vote*coff*

  6. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:51 am | Permalink

    Well I might just do that. Yeah, the downvotes don’t seem to have any rhyme to them at all, do they? And there’s a lot more crap on reddit lately eg “how I didn’t get to the front page and reddit service sux” oh whatever, grow a pair!

  7. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:53 am | Permalink

    Fuckity fuck fuck. I accidently double clicked on it and that just buried it again! Goddam, isn’t there aw ay to take back what you just did?

  8. Posted May 12, 2007 at 5:57 am | Permalink

    Okay, fine reddit. BE that way. I’ll just reddit lolgoth#2 then.

    HINT HINT

  9. Posted May 12, 2007 at 6:05 am | Permalink

    Voted up, and deleted the old one!

  10. Posted May 12, 2007 at 6:07 am | Permalink

    And it’s already got one downvote. WHO ARE THESE TWATS? I swear, reddit is turning into digg with the zeta males.

  11. Posted May 12, 2007 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    Seriously. Somebody needs a deworming ball…right up the anal cavity. you hold him down and I’ll get the balling gun.

  12. Posted May 12, 2007 at 6:20 am | Permalink

    Downvote or not, it was still worth 55 hits. And counting. Thanks!

  13. Posted May 12, 2007 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    We are an internet GANG. *throws hand signals*

    Btw, why does your horse ring post say “-1 years ago”?

  14. Posted May 12, 2007 at 7:27 am | Permalink

    I just swapped the time around so it’ll post later. I’m zipping in and out of universes and space time continuums here while I watch Calls for Cthulhu #5: it’s a goth cultist thing, you wouldn’t understand.

  15. G Eagle Esq
    Posted May 12, 2007 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    errr …. what do they teach in these North-Amerikan Skules

    It is bad enough that, like most Amerikaner, an erudite & perceptive young man like Senor FFE struggles to spell “candoUr”

    [sotto voce - the lady may have a thin, elongated slice of steel]

    ….. I think Mlle S meant to wRite something along the lines of “f…..gLY tasteless”

    Es macht man denken, nee

    Das ist es, doch

    Yr ob servt etc

    G E

  16. Posted May 12, 2007 at 8:56 am | Permalink

    Actually, for a murderer he is indeed pretty hot. I mean, him or Dahmer, which would you pick?

  17. G Eagle Esq
    Posted May 12, 2007 at 8:59 am | Permalink

    dammit – continuA, your Grace, continuA

    … one must maintain some standards in these demoKratic & enlightened times

    We expect such things from mere colonials & ex-colonials

    but even in the hands of the gNobility, Is not even Latin safe

    Nil illegitime carborundum [not to be translated for Sheilas]

    Nil rei publicae romanae desperandum est [don't take Scipio too seriously, especially after a particualrly bad day at Cannae]

    GE

  18. Posted May 12, 2007 at 9:07 am | Permalink

    I was just saying that about Scipio myself. But lordy, you should hear what I say about the Aemilia after a couple of drinks!

  19. Posted May 12, 2007 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Everybody is on this Ican kick. I’m almost afraid to post a picture of my cat for fear it will be defaced in some absurd manner.

  20. Posted May 12, 2007 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    It WILL be. Now howabout posting a picture of your pet Goth instead?

  21. Posted May 13, 2007 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    Wait till you see what I’ve been doing to Henry Rollins.

    Oh god, I’ve waited ten years to say that!

  22. Posted May 16, 2007 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    What did yo do to Henry Rollins? I don’t care for him for some reason and I have no idea why. Maybe I don’t trust musicians who don’t drink or smoke.

    OR maybe it’s his face. The guy is wooden and never smiles. And he’s built like a huge block of meat.

    I found this when looking him up – I know who he is but I wanted a reminder of how weird he looks (IT is VERY GRAPHIC)
    http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dhenry%2520rollins%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26toggle%3D1%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr2%3Dtab-web&w=480&h=360&imgurl=www.rumored.com%2Fimg%2Frollins5.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rumored.com%2Flit-machine%2Fwriters%2Frollins&size=21.2kB&name=rollins5.jpg&p=henry+rollins&type=jpeg&no=1&tt=10,985&oid=fcf8ad274a4db084&ei=UTF-8

  23. Posted May 16, 2007 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    Unfortunately I have no pet goth unless you count boyfriends.

  24. Posted May 16, 2007 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe I’ll buy a squid (dead of course) and take a pic for you while it’s on the cutting board.

  25. Posted May 16, 2007 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    It probably IS Rollins, although it doesn’t look nearly beefy enough from this angle.

    I haven’t posted it yet, but I will. It should be fun. I luv me some Rollins; he’s like Bob Newhart’s enraged evil twin.

  26. Posted May 18, 2007 at 3:45 am | Permalink

    I can’t wait to see it. That asshole Rollins…


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