So there I was, minding everyone else’s business on 7 different social media platforms as one does, when suddenly I saw it. And it’s a good thing I did, because I can’t even find it now, but there it was at the time, right there in front of me in black and white or, as we “in the biz” say, in 000000 and ffffff: a tweet about Julian Assange‘s tarot cards.

Now, I don’t know about you. I only know about me. Do we have to go over this again? But one thing I do know about other people, and particularly people who pride themselves on being mathematically/computorially/autodidactically inclined is, the very existence of things like tarot cards offends them on some level.

So, naturally, I forwarded the information about Julian Assange‘s tarot cards to the head of the JulianAssangeFanciersGuild. And who among us would not have done the same, I asks yez? Eh?

Quite.

Some time later I got chatting with the tarot card reader (a tarot card reader who does readings via Twitter: welcome, in one perfect swoop of fellage, to the Twenty-First Century) and she offered to do a reading for me, for free. And as I’m inordinately fond of that particular F Word, I accepted, and that with what I believe is called alacrity. And while you’ll have to do without Julian’s reading, for lo I cannot find it, you can read mine, and it is VERY entertaining, particularly if you know anything about tarot.

Now, you can argue whether or not it “works,” but the one thing you cannot argue is that it is very, very, VERY, and did I mention VERY unlikely that any person’s reading will consist entirely of Major Arcana, ie facecards, over multiple readings and, indeed, multiple readers.

But.

Somehow, it always works out this way for me. Al. Ways.

And so it was this time, mathematically impossible as it was.

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95938100647309313

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95937120891441153

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95939359014006784

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95939865031622656

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95940251993903104

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95939147805626368

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95941368962228224

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95942274445344768

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95941470657318912

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95942431429758976

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95943988221194240

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95945119831818241

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95945873439207424

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95945828996362240

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95946238322679808

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95945760771817473

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95946984938147842

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95946603814322176

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95947885811740672

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95948034923442177

Well, can’t disagree with THAT now, can we?

http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/95948421407584256

http://twitter.com/#!/NYC_TarotReader/status/95949146032312320

and some further remarks I got via DM:

they follow each other. Resurection 2 regeneration/gestation

I read both neg and pos as part of the read. Positive if best happens. Neg if u fuck up! Either possible according 2 ur actions. Open future….

Freedom…reads situation and best and worst outcome…depends on how u handle it,,,,

So hanged man is the persecuted or the Ego B4 tranSformation. And Death is Transmutation or Inertia/Slow Change. Either can happen..

It a Eyes Wide Open Conscious Choice.,free 2 choose….the old free will thing…it says choose w caution…here’s situation and ur CHOICES

And I choose: to take this as an easy blog post! So, I’m ahead on that whole “productivity” thing already!