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Category Archives: lolgoth

the slip: trent reznor puts out for his fans

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Trent Reznor knows what I like in a man, and he is ready and willing to give it to me: free stuff! Yes, the (apparently fearless) head of Nine Inch Nails has decided to stop pussyfooting around and put out for me; that is, to put out one whole album, free.
Like, “This ain’t no Radiohead [...]

Lolgoth#24: ninvisible trapeze

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Yes, another LolTrent. Can I help it? He purty, and a blogger’s only human!
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LolGoth #23: mai mitosis

Yes, it’s another Lol Trent. Can I help it if he’s so pretty?
moar lolgoths heeyer

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Lolgoth #22: invizible corncob

Sorry, source lost in the mists of time. If this is you, drop me a comment. I mean, you might as well; who can tell, under all that makeup? Oprah???

Lolgoth #21? Something like that: mai andrawjinee

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mai LOLnin. Let me show you it.

Well, it’s not mine, but until I get LolGothing once again, LolNIN will have to suffice; and, given how passe Goth is at the moment, it’s probably a great deal fresher.

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the Trouble with Tribbles, by Edward Gorey

So, I guess this makes it official: tribbles are a meme. First there was the immortal Star Trek episode (and I’m sorry, but there was only one Star Trek) The Trouble With Tribbles. Then there was the immortal Internet sensation LolTrek. Now, renowned Gothic humourist and illustrator Edward Gorey brings us The Gorey Trouble with [...]

lolgoth #20: Invisible Presidential Podium

Okay, so Henry is a punk, not a goth. But Henry Fucking Rollins can be any damn thing he wants to be, including a damn lolgoth, so there.

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lolgoth #19: ai no eet ur goddam fucking mainstream cookie, kthxbai

stolen from lafinjack.
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Operation Global Media Domination: the Potter Situation

Well, Technorati loves me, but Google has forgotten I exist. Ah well, they’re probably just getting back at me for misusing their name as a generic verb; these Internet people are such drama queens! It’s true, though: my posts don’t seem to show up on Google at all anymore, although when someone posts them to [...]

well, everyone ELSE is on holiday

And the guy’s been rather overworked lately.

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lolgoth #18: Trent versus the record companies

Stole this one from lolnin, with which there is much crossover on the LolGoth project, as you can imagine. Worry not, LolGothFans (both of you), I shall get cracking on a new series and post my long-delayed Henry LOLins as soon as I get a decent image program installed on this laptop. MS Paint? I [...]

ten THOUSAND tentacles!

Well, plenty anyway.
It’s just under a month to my actual birthday and the virtual presents are already piling up under the ol’ raincoaster birthday tree.
First of all, the world is finally showing the lolgoths some love, with links from France, Germany, and the republics of laughing squid, loltapirs, lolbuffy, and lolnin. And WordPress.com top [...]

LolGoth #17: Do Not Want!!1!

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Ah, Marilyn and Dita. If those two crazy kids couldn’t make it,
what hope is there for the rest of us?

LolGoths! Collect the whole set!
Sorry: I mean the bruised, outcast, misunderstood, wounded set.
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LolCathulhu!!!

O R’lyeh?

Stolen from Dossier’s exhaustive roundup of Lols, which dwarfs those of all other lollisticles, even Laughing Squid; alas, they are not totally enchanted by my LolGoths, but that’s okay.
I’ve still got my poetry.
bonus discovery: LolCthulhu! As soon as I can load this machine with some graphics program less tarded than Paint I’ll be all [...]

LolGoth #16: ai iz kleered 4 takeoff!

And Theda Bara could take it off like nobody else!
LolGoths: collect the whole set!

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lolgoth #15: i can has tab plz?

Actually, I’m not sure about this. Help me out with the terminology, kids…does anyone call it a tab anymore? I somehow don’t think she’s talking about a refreshing, low-calorie soft drink.

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LolGoth #14: Trent sez hayrcut plzthx

Yes, the poor boy is in need of help. I don’t think the buzz cut he eventually went with was the very best choice for him, but it beats this: the next step would be tying those bangs up with some ribbon in a little pouf. Not the look you’re going for, buddy.

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LolGoth #13: Master Calls…i obeyz

Just a snapshot of the regular routine around the ol’ raincoaster homestead.

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lolgoth #12: lolgaygoth

Looks like somebody’s crossing over. Stolen from our good buddy LolGay.com.

Ya know, I’m pretty sure I worked with that guy at Starbucks…
and he looked better than me in a strapless gown.