I love this little statcounter feature that lets you see what searches people found the blog through. Mr. Cocaine Corner sent me five readers yesterday and gave me a trackback, which must leave him with mixed emotions at best. I really hope he blogs from “inside.” If it’s rehab, it’ll be educational for all the cokeheads who read the blog; if it’s prison, ditto. Plus bonus voyeur value, which was always a big part of Cocaine Corner’s appeal.

Behold the searches that led people to my blog yesterday. It’s tempting to treat them like those exercises we used to get in English class, where there’s a list of “new” words and we had to use each of them in a sentence. I, being somewhat smartassish even as a child, used to put them all in one endless run-on sentence, not that I ever do that kind of thing lately, or even merely recently, but it sure is tempting.

Nothing on Clay Aiken nekkid? I guess the Claymates have given up, broken-hearted.

“aki beam” Either Aki has a fanclub or she’s got an ego on her, because this is like the third or fourth time she’s searched for herself.
lysol husband
does curling happen only at the olympics I feel confident that this query came from neither Canada nor Scotland.
Lysol Feminine Hygiene
raincoaster blog
fungi Yeah, I’m known for my fungi
colossal squid 2006 And my squid.