Oops, I blogged it again

Okay, so for those of you who are too stupid to realize you’re deploying history’s most effective information-dissemination weapon when you blog, we present the following, moronic, cautionary tale:

brain lightning

It is with a heavy heart that today I must announce the temporary suspension of Cocaine Corner. After the events of this week–which for various reasons I cannot detail in this forum–it has become clear to me that this endeavor simply cannot be continued for the time being. In retrospect, it now seems completely idiotic to have documented, in writing, the types of things I’ve documented on this site, and for that, I’ll always be sorry.

 

Quite an undertaking: Deadblogging Milosevic

MilosevicSomething that’s not done often enough is liveblogging the death of a horrific war criminal. Here’s just what you need to unblock that entertainment-news-stodge in your gut.

Deadblogging Milosevic

 

 

 

But wait, there’s Updates!

Wrapped in a Serbian flag, the coffin was received by a few party members, who kissed it as if it were his hand. Some thousand followers were scattered during his last drive through town.That’s pretty much how he left Belgrade five years ago, in half secrecy, half embarrassment. He was alive then, technically.

I Have an Alibi!!!!

Honestly, officer, I was nowhere near Nigeria!

Penises Purloined!

three young men have allegedly lost their genitals in mysterious circumstances…Alarmed, he started shouting ‘my penis, my pennies’ and he touched me and immediately I too also felt the same way and my penis also disappeared and so it was with the third victim, so we all raised alarm and a crowd gathered at the scene,” he narrated.

Now, I’m having a real hard time not posting this under “Allegory” but I shall restrain myself.

True Patriot Acts

Patriot Acts

Reinbloginated: Our Missing Link

from yesterday, or at least I think so. Hard to tell, what with the wedding-related preparties, afterparties, and aftertheafterparties.

These are the people who need to get in touch with Deadjournal.com:

 Funny Squishy Rubber Skulls with Cockroach-filled Eyeballs, Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Kewl.