Frank Zappa said:
Could I make a comment about National Defense: the biggest threat to America today is not communism. It’s moving America toward a fascist theocracy. And everything that’s happened under the Reagan Administration is steering us right down that pipe.
raincoaster 
FZ–the True Prophet of the new age. Oops–I used the word “Prophet”–what’s that urgent knocking at my door? I’ll just pop out and see who it is, shall I?
Mmmmph!
I am back. Frank Zappa was obviously a terrorist. When he is exhumed by presidential order it will be found he has terrorist genes. He also raped cute little puppies which he first bound with strips torn from the US Flag.
George W. Bush is the greatest president the world has ever known. I Metro, concede this and will shortly be posting it in my blog as soon as we can beat the password out of him.
This is really Metro.
Signed
Metro
(Really Metro–for proof just ask my new friends at the NSA or Fatherland–I mean Homeland Security).
Frank was swarthy, too.
NeoMetro, do you have a pic of you in a uniform? I have a thing for brown shirts.