audition o’ the day: Mike Nesmith for the Monkees

Seriously, Davy is cute and all, but watch this and see for yourself why I love Mike Nesmith, and it’s not just for those Wite-Out millions.

happy patriots day, Yankistan!

Are you celebrating by watching ABC made-for-tv-and-edited-in-a-blind-panic-so-we-don’t-get-sued movies? Here are some alternative credits from Jesus’ General. Carville‘s not the only one who’s gone Hollywood, it seems.

quote o’ the day: Carville on Hollywood

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ragin’ Cajun himself:

The Ragin' Cajun, James Carville 

From the Daily Dish:

Snark Attack! Hollywood secret revealed! Leave it to Democratic spinmeister James Carville, an “executive producer” on the Sean Penn remake of “All the King’s Men,” to explain just what that mysterious job entails. “Sometimes you scratch your crotch. And sometimes you scratch your rear,” the Ragin’ Cajun told ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel. “You eat a lot of lunches. … You say, ‘What are you doing?’ ‘I’m out executive-producing.’ … It’s a great title. And you don’t have to do much.” Keep it under your hat.

experiencing technical difficulties

Serious technical difficulties. Bear with me; I am currently defragging my computer, a process which will, the computer informs me, take approximately 100 hours. Meanwhile nothing works properly.

you call that a bonus???

Babies and Children, buy one, get one free

One is reminded of the Okanagan winery of which Metro and Mistress Cowfish often speak, which has posted a sign reading, “all unaccompanied children will be given a free cappuccino and their own marmot.”