who has rolled away the stone?

Ah, that would be telling! Like I said, Gawker, use a silver bullet next time.

5 thoughts on “who has rolled away the stone?

  1. Very cool toy, thanks.

    Wow, Sharon Stone merits press? Flashback time…

    I am disappointed nobody from Gawker has commented; after Alfonso mistook humorous hyperbole for literalism, I figured I’d REALLY have to ramp it up next time…and nobody even noticed. *sob*

  2. His sperm is available for one million, but the date is much cheaper. You’d think his accountant would sit him down and explain about milk and cows and purchasing decisions…

    Actually, you can probably pick up Vincent Gallo sperm out of any condom in the gutter outside his building.

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