USAF firing on British troops

This is the real thing, people: this is the leaked video of a pair of American Airforce reserve fighter pilots killing British Lance Corporal Matty Hull near Basra in Iraq. There is a time lag on the audio here, so follow the subtitles (which were added by the investigators). The video dates from March 28th of 2003, and more details about the incident and investigation are here.

…the pilots, a lieutenant-colonel and major at the time of the incident, are flying warplanes again, attached to the 190th Air Fighter Squadron, based at Boise, Idaho…

The cockpit video reveals that the pilots clearly saw the orange panels on the top of the British armoured vehicles intended to identify them as friendly forces, but ultimately decided that they were rocket launchers. When one pilot suggested a return to base, the other said: “I think killing these damn rocket launchers, it would be great.”

Even after attacking the column, the transcript shows the pilots were still unsure whether they had attacked enemy or friendly troops.

“It doesn’t look friendly,” one pilot said. Minutes later, they were told of their mistake.

“We’re in jail dude,” one pilot said. “Goddam it. Fuck me dead,” the other cries.

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Take that, Stitch ‘n Bitch! Do it for charity! Liverpool Women’s Hospital in the UK is desperately short of boobies, and they’re counting on the knitters of the world to lend a hand.

The breasts are produced in a variety of skin shades.

They are used by community midwife teams to demonstrate how milk should be expressed, particularly for premature babies being kept in hospital…

Ms McFadden sourced the breast pattern from the Lactation Consultants’ Association.

She said: “You can buy model breasts, but they cost around £35 each, which is quite prohibitive, as we need about 50.”

Come on, people! Pick up your needles and bang out a boob! You may use cotton, and size doesn’t matter: no woolly mammoths required. Knit some knockers today!

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In an effort to encourage me to revive this blog, my wife has imposed this “No blog, No sex” rule. The rule is simple: I am supposed to blog at least once a week in exchange for love-making. The hornier I get, the more blog entries I get to post.

Note that you must upload your own sexual partner, rather than hotlinking Marc’s. Hat-tip to a certain degenerate horse blogger. You may do what you like with THAT mental picture.

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interviewing the Fatal Attraction Asshatronaut

Lisa Marie NutbarLadies Home Journal has a telling interview with the Astronaut Amok who made the news yesterday by swathing herself in a wig, trenchcoat and Depends and driving a thousand miles to try to kidnap her romantic rival. A close read is very rewarding; you can see the control-freakery and the huge, lumbering ego in their embroyonic states.

Via Gawker.

that you can find a way to accomplish a goal that’s not clearly down the path you originally planned, but down a different path.

So I’d say in general, I like to do a wide variety of things, and probably like most people I liked it better if I was good at something. But if I wasn’t, I either worked harder to get good at it, or tried to find something else that could accomplish the same goal…

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just in time for Valentine’s Day: Squid porn

From a commenter on Pharyngula, shocking new evidence of Squid Troilism.

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