22 thoughts on “WWJD? If He had His hands free, I mean…”
If I were Jesus, I’d take my cross and beat the molester’s skull in for not GETTING ME OFF THIS DAMN THING!!!!!!
There’s something in this picture that makes me want to be there. The colors are fantastic. The guy’s technique is called “praying”, I guess, which should be enough in itself to satisfy Jesus.
Not change the subject or anything but Rain you have to go see this :
Some little bastard called idlex has been trashing you again here. I mean, really, WTF does it stop?
lol you’re going to hell for that one! oh yes! certainly for nearly making me pee my pants.
Octopus sex, Jesus and personal attacks? Yes folks: it’s just another day chez raincoaster.
AHA! I am wise in the ways of the internet, oh interdlex, and figured that was just a sneaky way of getting me into that accursed thread. But did I reply before scrolling up to see? Nooooo. No, I did not. The effects of secondhand comments are well-known to science, and I avoid all contact with such.
I think I’m going to cash in with a new acronym, for ‘If I were Jesus’ – IIWJ. copyrighted 2007 by Frontier Former Editor, so keep your mitts off it Adnan Oktar!
Damn straight.
@FFE
“What Would I Do If I Were Jesus” …
WWIDIIWJ?
Those’ll be some big rubber bracelets, then.
yeah, and they’d fall off wrists and we could sell a fortune in replacements!
You’re too smart to be in marketing Metro. Suppose you wouldn’t be interested in world domination?
I was just thinking that that list was missing something like:
# 1XX “If I build a giant robot, its circuitry will be sophisticated enough to defeat my 5-Year-Old Advisor’s attempts to hijack its loyalties. Likewise, it will be designed so that a random blaster shot will not send it careening berserkely through my Lair, nor turn it against me personally. Instead, it will simply stop working.”
Metro’s become so excited he’s lost control of his comment threads.
Actually, I was considering FFE’s proposal. It’s a good idea, but first I need to get through the 3-Day Novel Contest.
If the world rejects my opus then I can grow bitter and twisted, retreat to my secret desert lair, and carry out a campaign of terror in which a volume of literary metacriticism is left at the scene of each crime.
No, no, wait … #11.
Where implied fellatio on the Messiah is concerned, “Eat his flesh” has a whole different meaning, doesn’t it?
Indeed. Wonder what the wine is?
Didn’t the whole eating flesh drinking blood thing get the Christians into a whole lotta trouble with the Romans? They had pretty big rules about cannibalism in Rome.
And, apparently, in Tennessee and Arkansas too. You can get eighteen months for eating the flesh there, from what I understand.
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raincoaster 
If I were Jesus, I’d take my cross and beat the molester’s skull in for not GETTING ME OFF THIS DAMN THING!!!!!!
There’s something in this picture that makes me want to be there. The colors are fantastic. The guy’s technique is called “praying”, I guess, which should be enough in itself to satisfy Jesus.
Not change the subject or anything but Rain you have to go see this :
octopus sex
Hey, hey, raincoaster!
Some little bastard called idlex has been trashing you again here. I mean, really, WTF does it stop?
lol you’re going to hell for that one! oh yes! certainly for nearly making me pee my pants.
Octopus sex, Jesus and personal attacks? Yes folks: it’s just another day chez raincoaster.
AHA! I am wise in the ways of the internet, oh interdlex, and figured that was just a sneaky way of getting me into that accursed thread. But did I reply before scrolling up to see? Nooooo. No, I did not. The effects of secondhand comments are well-known to science, and I avoid all contact with such.
I think I’m going to cash in with a new acronym, for ‘If I were Jesus’ – IIWJ. copyrighted 2007 by Frontier Former Editor, so keep your mitts off it Adnan Oktar!
Damn straight.
@FFE
“What Would I Do If I Were Jesus” …
WWIDIIWJ?
Those’ll be some big rubber bracelets, then.
yeah, and they’d fall off wrists and we could sell a fortune in replacements!
You’re too smart to be in marketing Metro. Suppose you wouldn’t be interested in world domination?
I was just thinking that that list was missing something like:
# 1XX “If I build a giant robot, its circuitry will be sophisticated enough to defeat my 5-Year-Old Advisor’s attempts to hijack its loyalties. Likewise, it will be designed so that a random blaster shot will not send it careening berserkely through my Lair, nor turn it against me personally. Instead, it will simply stop working.”
Metro’s become so excited he’s lost control of his comment threads.
Actually, I was considering FFE’s proposal. It’s a good idea, but first I need to get through the 3-Day Novel Contest.
If the world rejects my opus then I can grow bitter and twisted, retreat to my secret desert lair, and carry out a campaign of terror in which a volume of literary metacriticism is left at the scene of each crime.
No, no, wait … #11.
Where implied fellatio on the Messiah is concerned, “Eat his flesh” has a whole different meaning, doesn’t it?
Indeed. Wonder what the wine is?
Didn’t the whole eating flesh drinking blood thing get the Christians into a whole lotta trouble with the Romans? They had pretty big rules about cannibalism in Rome.
And, apparently, in Tennessee and Arkansas too. You can get eighteen months for eating the flesh there, from what I understand.
They are so strict down there.
Quite so.
Howdy;
pardon me, if I laugh at this sight.
Go right ahead. I’m hoping God has a sensa huma.