NOT the way you’re probably thinking, if you’re as dirty-minded as most of my compatriots.
Heartlessly stolen from CelebratingTheAbsurd, and, realistically speaking, somewhat lowball. All my friends are chubby and slow except Cybergypsy, who would never see it coming. Ah, he’s a vegan; he’s not worth the bother of killing anyway!
This is hilarious! Based on nothing more than a few superficial questions, this quiz got right to the very core of my being (except the tall part), exposing things which I had killed all witnesses to. Oh, fine, make me start over.
You’re Lomonosov Moscow State University!
Though you’re often cold and depressed, no one can question
your access to knowledge and the creativity that often accompanies suffering.
You see yourself as a varied teacher, sometimes spreading the word of
monarchs, tyrants, or even mere corrupt politicians. Along the way, you’ve
lived an unstable and interesting existence and grown very tall. Now, you’re
in quite a rush. Uh.
Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Utterly, totally stolen from Vivian Page, who is a much more respectable university altogether.
Now, I have my good points. Among these is my ability to shop. I’m not just a tireless shopper; I’m not just a savvy shopper; I think it fair to say that I am, in fact and in actuality, an expert shopper. If I can’t get it for you at 50% off or in exchange for something you have lying around the garage, it does not exist.
So, it is a fact universally acknowledged that a savvy shopper at the subsistence level of poverty in possession (however temporary) of a hundred bucks and change, must be in search of some highly practical purchases.
at Winners:
additionally:
Yep, nobody can say I’m not a practical shopper! And tomorrow, if there’s any left, I’ll get groceries!
Bear porn.
You know you want it. It makes you feel dirty and all tingly inside, and the rougher and rawer it is, the better you like it. Here, in lieu of a real, effort-taking blog post (since I’m currently under the weather and, it feels like, Mount Olympus as well) is a random selection of naked, underage panda bears in compromising positions for your amusement.
and the immortal nekkid kiddie panda bear wrestling vid:
bonus hawt teenage panda-bear-on-panda-bear action:
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except when I’m bus sick. Check back for posts tomorrow.
Normally, I love travelling. But it’s not travelling when you don’t have a window seat; it’s shipping. Not so much fun at all.
raincoaster 