Makes total sense to me:
My Spammer Name is:
Meningitis G. Switchgear.
(What’s your spammer name?)
Stolen from SeismicTwitch
Now the question becomes, what do I spam for? I’m thinking Canadian pharmaceutical anti-inflammatories for overheated engines?
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Jerome K. Bromide (burp)
Dearest i am meningitis g switchgear of equatorial GUINEA and emailing you as a person of the highest character, fellow in Christ. i am sole representative for a Canadian pharmaceutical air who died recent in airplane accident…
Yeah, I’m getting the hang of this.
Okay the worm got robbed there. Worms are multi celled and contribute to gardening and fishing. They do not belong in that list. The worms should picket.
Crackle B. Lancashire – Wanna see some hot British librarian webcam action?
That does sound like the kind of thing Crackle B. Lancashire would put out.
But max, you can use spammers as bait. You just need to chop them up very fine.
Well sure but just because spammers can be bait, that does not mean everything that can be bait is a spammer. The worms got robbed.
I would never have picked you for an invertibrate-loving advocate for Annelida.
It depends on the Annelida. I am fond of earth worms. They are polite and unassuming.
You haven’t seen ours up in Vancouver. You could hitch a couple of them to a wagon and drive them around town. Huge, meaty bastards.
Well, based on various experiments with earthworms, could you cut up a spammer, feed it to other spammers, and have the new spammers develop spontaneous knowledge of the diced spammer’s cleint e-mails?
Psst, Frontier, they already do that. That is why, when you get one spam, it is quickly followed by 2,000 others.
Ah, that explains so much!
Travertine I. Adamson
ooookay, i’m off to complete my plans for world domination…
That’s almost dignified. You might just make it. Don’t forget the little people when you’re rich and famous!
My Spammer Name is: Arachnid O. Frenchmen. (What’s your spammer name?)
You would sell that esoteric delicacy, sauteed spider legs?