Milly d’Abbraccio brings a metaphor to life

Politicians, my friends, are asses. Even the nice ones. Italian porn star and Socialist candidate Milly D’Abbraccio, however, is taking literal-mindedness to a new level.

She put her ass on her campaign posters.

You can’t make the joke about “Hillary, Obama and McCain did the same” because I pre-empted you with the first line. No, really. You can’t.

Targeting her male fan base, the veteran of Italy’s adult entertainment industry has plastered images of her derriere all around the Eternal City in a bid to win a seat in Rome’s city hall…

“People don’t want to see these politicians’ faces anymore,” she told Reuters…

“I am the derriere of the Socialist party,” she concluded.

Mind you, if I were “gifted” with a face like Milly‘s got, I might choose to go with a more attractive trademark as well. Warning: Click onward at own risk. NSFW. The closeup is NSFLunch, either. She makes Jenna Jameson look like Mary Ann.

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14 thoughts on “Milly d’Abbraccio brings a metaphor to life

  1. I htink the poster is miswritten. Should it not be:
    “Al municipio XXX
    Permattere la tomato presidente?”

    “The municipal hall’s (like unto) a porn theatre. Why not let the tomato (be) president?”

  2. With “Paolina Borghese, Imperial Nymphomaniac” in her body of work, she couldn’t be any worse than Berlusconi.

    But, to paraphrase Eddie Murphy in “The Nutty Professor” (now THERE’s some high class cinematic reference for you) when she opens her mouth, I don’t know if she’s smiling or I’m looking at a picket fence.

  3. At least she’s up front about why you should vote for her…

    Or should I say “up back”?

    That was horrible. Please delete this comment.

  4. They are indeed. And, apparently, desperately sight-impaired. If this woman has one more procedure she’ll be breathing out of a blowhole in the center of her face.

  5. “But, to paraphrase Eddie Murphy in “The Nutty Professor” (now THERE’s some high class cinematic reference for you) when she opens her mouth, I don’t know if she’s smiling or I’m looking at a picket fence.”

    Why, those might be the whitest teeth you’ll ever come across…

    Her face looks like a cross between Tori Spelling and Joan Rivers.

  6. With a picture of her ass for campaigning, I wonder whether she’s hinting where she wants the votes put!

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