Today in My Imaginary Boyfriend News (well, actually last week in My Imaginary Boyfriend News, but things are always complicated chez Operation Global Media Domination HQ) Gawker reports that Steve Jobs made his stage appearance at … who gives a rat’s ass what it was, like I can afford anything he previewed anyway!
Without his wedding ring.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, quibble if you must; deny; harangue; make ridiculous claims like “he’s lost a lot of weight and probably just took it to get re-sized”. Tell yourself whatever lies you need to let you sleep at night.
At last, I’m one step closer to getting a free Macbook!