I had no idea this was even a thing, let alone a steady job with a national competition. Ladies and gentlemen, Little Caesars Sign Spinning:
This is what I do on a daily bases trying to earn money for college.
I hope he made enough to go to the college of his choice, and I hope the young lad managed to take some English classes while he was there.
You can see more of these poor, desperate, whirling dervishes at Buzzfeed.