Endora was the shizznit and don't you even TRY to say different or I'll turn you into a newt. A special-needs newt
One of an ongoing series featuring Angie Dickinson, Suzanne Pleshette, Catherine Deneuve, Catwoman, Britney Spears, Mylene Farmer, Vanessa Paradis, an Iraqi police woman in training, Rembrandt’s Pallas Athena, Barbie, and now, Endora from Bewitched.
I always wanted to grow up to be her, and I think I may have finally succeeded. Now to get my hands on that wardrobe!
Pucci Galore!
What I like about her is…seriously, everything. I even dyed my hair red for a couple of years! She takes no prisoners, takes no shit, takes names and kicks ass, and she was right: her daughter married a total dork. Derwood was a feeb. I’m sorry, all you Derwoods or Darvins or Dickwads or Whatevers out there, but you’re just not good enough and it would be cruel to let you go through life in a fog of self-delusion, correct?
Endora would NEVER stoop to psychoactives. Other than Martinis, of course
Do you know the Sedona Method? Its aim is to give insecure, dweebish people a feeling of accomplishment. Regardless of whether or not they have, in fact, accomplished anything.
You can see why Endora and I would have a problem with that, yes? [clue for Derwoods: say Yes]
So, from Endora I have taken my vociferous contempt for the inferior, my belief that if one is magical enough one can get away with anything, and my taste for earrings of true splendiferositude.
Endora enjoys Champagne mainly on the plane over Spain
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Endora and me: can we help it if we're fabulous?
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Awesome videos!!!
Oh, to be back in the day when ‘Awesome’ wasn’t the first word I thought of to describe something that awesome.
That made me absolutely giddy, I loved Endora, and that show, so much!
Thanks for the trip down memory cul-de-sac.
You’re welcome. I’ve meant to blog about her for years.
Funny: I was just wondering where you were. You’ve been quiet.
Another Endora fan here. And you’re so right about that wardrobe!
Want.
Well good things certainly come to those who wait…this was an Endora grand slam!
I’ve been away at my sister’s wedding, and never have I wished I could wiggle my nose and disappear more in my life. I like the name Derwood for him (my new bra-in-law), the one I was using was too impolite.
(It’s been a trying few weeks, it’s nice to know someone thought of me. Merci.)