Category Archives: animals

New: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes

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The hat totally makes the look. Here is the immortal Brian Atene, sending holiday greetings to all on YouTube, in character as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

“The only good hyooooooman…is a dead hyoooooooman.”

Show me the luv at the Bloggie Awards, people!

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Damn Beaver Dam Beaver Snatcher Snatched

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Beaver alert! Don't let him get too close!

Lodged at the jail till further notice. From the Fond du Lac Reporter, via Fark.

A 27-year-old Beaver Dam man charged with groping two Beaver Dam police officers has been bound over for trial.

Benjamin L. Greenleaf faces three counts of felony bail-jumping, three misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree sexual assault and three counts of disorderly conduct stemming from two incidents during a party on Dec. 8 at a Beaver Dam residence.

It’s a little-known fact that “Fond du Lac” actually translates as “Lake of Fondlers,” a reference to the original Ojibway name for the area, “Ophissurgr Oper,” meaning “place where I totally felt up the Great Beaver.”

pic o’ the day: Giant Pacific Octopus

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One of the commenters over on Pharyngula suggests this imade from Speigel is actually a shot of an octopus bringing home groceries, but I prefer the other commenter’s suggestion that the diver is giving some heavy cephalo-oral. Click to enlarge, if you dare! Taken off the Queen Charlottes in BC.

Giant Pacific Octopus

Hinterland’s Who’s Who: the black bear

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To make up for the fact that Crack Spider Dude has disabled embedding, I went in search of a replacement Hinterland’s Who’s Who video for ya, and look what I found: The Black Bear.

Actually, this one looks more like a white bear to me.

the bitch is back

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As loathe as I may be to accede precedence to another, I must, in this case, take a back seat. Why, in God’s name, you may ask? Because we’re talking puppies, that’s why.

The bitch actually went away in the first place. Then she returned.

Heavy. Wasn’t this a plotline in the fourth season? I thought so…