from the Archive:
Friday, June 24, 2005
I mean, frankly, you have got to be fucking kidding me.
Okay, so I’m turning over all kinds of rocks looking for a job here. Going to interviews only to find out the company is hiring people to write high-school papers for foreign students. Scripting internet porn (who knew it was scripted????). Pyramid-scheming for the Russian mob. But this has to be the all-time worst writing job I’ve ever seen; the earnest, wholesome and chatty veneer is the blood-curdling icing on the – sorry – cake.
Seriously, a magazine about pubic hair care. Quotes:
We’re pleased you’re joining the growing number of women (and men) who realize that good grooming includes the previously ignored area “down there’s not just about hygiene either.
It’s about feeling good about ourselves and having fun in the process.
[one has to wonder about their idea of “fun,” really]
Where do you go when you have a question about shaving, or you want to share your own hysterical story? [totally; nothing goes together like pubes, razors and hysteria!] Right here! Our writers and editors are working around the clock to dig up any and every bit of information regarding – what else – Hair Care Down There.
[“Dig” winner, most unfortunate image deployment, 2005]
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