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the amazing psychic psalmon

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The amazing psychic psalmon 

Whatever your feelings about internet quizzes or shady, backstreet fortune tellers be they ever so finned, cartilaginous or bony, you must admit that this psychic salmon, from Dan Piraro, creator of the Bizarro comics, certainly was dead-on with its fortune for raincoaster here.

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You have often experienced a sense of dizziness and even eurphoria after blowing your nose too hard.

Future:
Later this week, your face will suddenly be covered with unusual markings. Do not fear this development, instead, be proud and proclaim your superiority to others loudly.

See what I mean? Scary good. Psolomonic, in fact. I mean, no matter what happens, I always remain proud and proclaim my superiority to others loudly. Duh.

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heartlessly stolen from Pharyngula along with the title.

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it came from the GALLERY!!!

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In the Valley of Gwanjii...frickin' cool things happen!The online gallery of Ray Harryhausen creatures at ChineseJetPilot, that is.

If you spent your childhood locked in a Belgian basement as the sex slave of a roving frites merchant, you will need to be informed that Ray Harryhausen was and remains the greatest practitioner of stop-motion creature animation in the history of film.

This is not as cineaste-nerdy as it sounds. Harryhausen was, in fact, frickin’ cool. His Eohippus, for instance, from the immortal classic The Valley of Gwanjii, is still capable of making the little children cry.

And some of the big ones, too.

But of this, we must not speak.

We must, instead, direct you to this exhaustive index of the entire Harryhausen menagerie, with bonus Quicktime video snippets from the films in which they appeared. Frankly, if you prefer Allosaurs to Anistons, this is website totally stomps that lame old Oscars website.

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quiz: which French stereotype are you?

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Zees queez fhrom Jhoovaynal, eet ees ab-seurd! Aye aym newt a hway-teur!
I AM THE SNOOTY WAITER! Which French Stereotype Are You?
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hey, what’re you doing to my house? pic o’ the day

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Get away from my house, dude. And while you're at it, get off my lawn!

Dood, do you have any idea how long it took me to collect all those? Rifle stocks don’t grow on trees, ya know! And what’s with all the hunchbacks carrying pitchforks? I thought I told you people to get off my lawn!

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