Yes, yes, we’re all about the pirates lately. You know you love it.
This is a Blogathon post. Don’t just sit there, SPONSOR ME!
Category Archives: Blogathon
The REAL secret to getting new Followers
Sure, there are a million get-popular-with-robots-and-Bulgarian-spammers apps out there for Twitter; so many, indeed, that I wrote one myself.
GET 250,000 FOLLOWERS GUARANTEED! 100% FREE!
But there is really only one way to be sure.
This is a Blogathon post. Don’t just sit there, SPONSOR ME!
The handmade aboriginal novelty fake turd game
Don’t ask. Just go here and play the damn game.
Keep it lowbrow; Shakespeare does not work as well as the Monkees; go for Shanana, rather than Dostoyevsky. This is NOT, repeat, NOT, the raincoaster game.
This is a Blogathon post. Don’t just sit there, SPONSOR ME!
Gratuitous Question of the Day
This one comes to us from Michael Usinger of the Georgia Straight:
Who would bring a toddler to Virgin Fest?
By Mike UsingerJust a question–who drags a toddler to these things?
The answer is obvious: ask any Aztec. You can’t have a virgin festival without a single virgin! It’s probably a City of Vancouver licensing requirement.
This is a Blogathon post. Don’t just sit there, SPONSOR ME!
Malevolent Meerkat Conspiracy Caught on Video
Long have we at the ol’ raincoaster blog known of the subtle, nefarious schemes of the meerkat conspiracy. The sadistic subjugation they plan for us would make servitude to the Great Old Ones look like a vacation on the Riviera, yet humans persist in thinking them harmless. Now, finally, we have proof that the meerkat anti-fairy forces are no myth, but instead a strong and active military force boasting snipers of cruel and relentless efficiency.
Click, and watch a little something I call The Death of Glinda:
Thank god fairies have nine lives, and Glinda made a full recovery.
Meerkats. Cutesy little standy-uppy weasel lookin’ bastards. Never take your eyes off those motherfuckers.
This is a Blogathon post. Don’t just sit there, SPONSOR ME!
raincoaster 