Michael J. Fox and George Stephanopoulos!!!

The smart/cute brunet dream team! I stole this from The Open Piehole. Watch the video whilst I swoon away in pure delight at two of the nicest, smartest, cutest, leftie, socially-conscious men around.

Take that, Limbaugh, you deluded pillhead!

everything has a fansite: Jean Teasdale edition

Jean Teasdale, and aren't you glad you're not herA word of warning: this site does, just as you’d expect, feature corny background music that comes up and irritatingly synths around the whole time the page is up, but as I say, what can you expect from Jean Fucking Teasdale, perhaps the most perfect example of the average internet addict that the world has ever seen? What could be more typical? Only the fact that this “fansite” is, in fact, her own creation. Do check out the fan fiction; it’s unmissable!

The Pew Institute earlier this year released an exhaustive study of internet use and demographics and they found, much to their surprise, that the mean internet user, who was in fact quite average and not a little mean, even though she doesn’t want you to think so and uses any number of animated teddy and kitten gifs in her chain emails to further her warm and cuddly image, wasn’t the 15-year-old antisocial boy the advertisers were looking for at all, but was, in fact, a 45-year-old, highly socialized woman.

Jean Teasdale is their leader. animated kitten. Anybody got a gun?

Resistance is futile: You will be assimilated. Have a happy!

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

and yes, he and the horse are both nekkid. Here’s the poster: don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya, but if this turns you on I think you need to seek some help pronto Tonto!

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

add to del.icio.us :: Add to Blinkslist :: add to furl :: Digg it :: add to ma.gnolia :: Stumble It! :: add to simpy :: seed the vine :: :: :: TailRank

fun with loopy Japanese art

Here, straight from Japanprobe, we have Sentimental Journey, a tasty wad of fresh, chewy video from Nagi Noda, who also claims responsibility for the demented poodle exercise video we posted earlier, because we must have been drunk or something. In fairness, this is quite an achievement; with a cast just slightly smaller than that of Cecil B. DeMille’s Cleopatra, Noda manages to outdo George Lucas in the special effects field without, you know, using any special effects. I have only one question:

Why does that woman walk like she just peed herself?

And here, also from Japanprobe, is what Japan thinks happens when Japanese women marry Westerners. Gee, thanks, I always wondered where Danny DeVito came from.

Danny DeVito, you get back in that bathtub right now!

music vid o’ the day: Syd Barrett and hallucinogenic Octopus

It just doesn’t get any better than this, gentle readers. Syd Barrett, the officially insane and most talented member of Pink Floyd, plus Gimme Gimme Octopus, the bizarre 60’s Japanese children’s show (think HR Pufnstuf on about ten ounces of tequila).