Apparently, I'm Britney. A year or two ago this would have been trashy, yet flattering.
Now it's just sad.
Frankly, I much prefer how Pen Dragon pictured me:
Yes indeedy, that's more like it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Category Archives: Celebrity
Paris vs Nicole
Round eight billion and fourteen. The spat heard round the world continues. Not only do the duelling co-stars refuse to be filmed on the same day for their series The Simple Life, but they're both releasing albums this year, hoping to catch the summer vacation music wave. Judge for thyself:
Ms. Nicole Richie's Dandelion, via commentor elena on PerezHilton
Ms. Paris Hilton's Stars are Blind, via PerezHilton
hardcore
Okay, so Nick Cannon isn't exactly Tupac. Still. From Young, Black, and Fabulous.
Limbaugh vs Nobody: Relativism in Action
From News of the Weird. Can't add much to this: it speaks for itself.
Wheelchair-confined Richard Paey committed almost exactly the same violations of Florida prescription drug laws that radio personality Rush Limbaugh did, with a different result: Limbaugh's sentence, in May, was addiction treatment, and Paey's, in 2004, was 25 years in prison. Both illegally possessed large quantities of painkillers for personal use, which Paey defiantly argued was (and will be) necessary to relieve nearly constant pain from unsuccessful spinal surgeries after an auto accident, but which Limbaugh admitted was simply the result of addiction. (In fact, if Limbaugh complies with his plea bargain, his conviction will be erased.) Paey's sentence now rests with a state Court of Appeal. [Tampa Tribune, 2-8-06]
The Brady Trash
A white-trash version of the Brady Bunch, featuring special guest Peter Brady!
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