God save the fuckin’ Queen, sayeth the Archies

Don't ask. Some things are better experienced than understood.

Linkie o’ the Day: Wicked Adventures Travel

Yep, there's a website out there for every conceivable service.

Looking for some exotic child-pervin' action on your next vacation? Then you need to click here to contact Wicked Adventures Travel and book your holiday to the Philippines or Thailand. Note that your "preferred companion" can be chosen from several categories: 12 and under, 13-14, 15-16, 16-17, or 18 and older. Charming.

Go Fuck Yersself! The Kid from Brooklyn Speaks!

I knew he'd show up on Youtube sooner or later. Ladies and gentlemen may we present Podcaster of the Millennium, the Kid from Brooklyn!

EFF’s Legal Guide for Bloggers

For Freedom's SakeBookmark it. Please.

Because if I catch you asking me any dumb questions that are answered in here I'm going to make fun of you, and nobody wants that to happen, do they?

The Electronic Frontier Foundation's Legal Guide for Bloggers

I'm going to assume you know what country you live in, and whether, therefore, any of this applies to you. Not so fast, Canucks and Brits…you're more co-opted than you thought. You need to read this, too.

Liberty waits on your typing

PSA: Pornstar for a Day!

From Fleshbot via Gawker:Ron Jeremy, Dream Date!

Our pervy sibling Fleshbot is proud to announce a wholesome contest taking place in New York, in which one lucky perv will win the chance to break into the lucrative world of pornography, courtesy of punky alt-porn lady Joanna Angel:

Joanna herself will create what is known in the porn industry as a “non-sexual role ” for you (with lines and everything!) in her upcoming “Joanna Angel’s Fuckin’ Guide to Fucking”, scheduled to begin filming in New York City this weekend.

To win, send a statement of 25 words or less to fleshbotcontests@gmail.com explaining why you’d like to be in the movie and why you’d be perfect for the role. Sounds easy, but 25 witty words can be tough when you’ve got your hand shoved down your pants.

Fleshbot Contest: So You Want to Be a Porn Star [Fleshbot – NSFW]