Spit or Swallow?

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Spit? Swallow? It would certainly enliven a lunchbox.

My Favorite Bartender

I think people would be more Squid-positive if they could only visualize the huge productivity gains. THINK about it!

Restaurant at Risk!

Married To The Sea
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This one’s for Raul

quiz: Which Font Are You? and bonus Which Tea Are You?

Yep, these ones are pretty good I must say. Why, that’s the font with which I learned to type! And the tea I’d be drinking right now if I didn’t have to go to sleep in fifteen minutes!


You Are Courier New


You have a deep appreciation for tradition and history.

You don’t eschew modernity, but you do have a deep reverence for the past.

You are very literate. It’s likely you enjoy writing and reading.

Some people may feel you’re a bit cold, but you just have high standards for who you hang out with.


You Are Black Tea


You have a bold personality. You’re not afraid of simply being yourself.

You have the courage to speak the truth. You are fearless in your actions.

You come off as a bit intimidating and unapproachable. Only confident people are attracted to you.

You don’t try to scare off anyone. You’re just an intense person!

Large Hadron Rap

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this blog is rapidly becoming the world’s most concentrated source of really, really white rap videos.

Forget Vanilla Ice. Forget Snow.

I’m talking the Stephen Hawking Christmas Album. I’m talking Tea Partay. I’m talking White and Nerdy. I’m talking Death of a Fruitcake. I’m talking Ghost Whipping the Ride.

I’m talking Large Hadron Rap.

Pour out a G&T or Kir Royale for absent homies in cottage country or the Gulf Islands and enjoy.