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Category Archives: Culture
China After the Earthquake: Fascism, Spin, Gullibility and Blame
Well, that didn’t take long, did it?
In the wake of the newest reports setting the death toll from the Chinese earthquake north of 50,000, the government response of 50,000 troops, which was initially hailed as a superb example of the actions of a government in complete control of its situation, is looking a little less adequite.
It takes two soldiers to carry one body.
May 14, The Guardian:
Authorities coping with disaster without need for outside help
Duncan Campbell
Initial indications are that the Chinese feel they have sufficient resources and experience to deal with the earthquake’s aftermath, although aid organisations and foreign governments have offered help, both financially and in terms of expertise…
Among international agencies and governments, the general feeling that seems to be emerging is that China has the infrastructure, the personnel, the resources and the experience to deal with the crisis without significant outside help. Whereas it was immediately clear that Burma would not be able to cope with the scale of their disaster on their own, China, with its vast army and its previous knowledge of severe earthquakes, presented a very different picture.
May 17th, The Guardian:
Beijing open to foreign aid and scrutiny in wake of tragedy
Julian Borger
For the first time, Beijing has accepted aid from abroad and invited rescue teams from Japan, Russia, South Korea, Singapore and even Taiwanese charities. US offers of direct assistance were declined but China’s embassy in Washington encouraged Americans to send cash and supplies, a distinct break with the past.
May 21st, The Guardian:
China dissident held ‘for criticising quake response
Jonathan Watts
Chinese police have detained a political dissident because of remarks he made about the government’s handling of the Sichuan earthquake, according to his family and supporters.
Guo Quan, the founder of the China Democracy party, was seized outside his home by seven or eight police officers four days ago. They searched his house and confiscated his computer.
“They waited outside and caught him as he was taking our child to school,” said his wife Li Jing…
In the past week, he is said to have raised questions about the emergency services’ response to the quake and the safety of nuclear facilities in Sichuan. Fellow members of his small party believe his detention is connected to last week’s disaster.
Well then, I think we can all understand why Duncan Campbell was being so boosterish, can’t we? That must be pretty strong Kool-Aid they have in China, I’m thinking, except that … Duncan Campbell is actually in the UK and Jonathan Watts is in Beijing.
Duelling Quizzes: what monster/superhero are you?
Well it goes without saying that I am both monster and superhero, although of these two I’d have to say the monster quiz is the more accurate.
Your Superhero Profile |
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Your Superpower is Willpower Your Weakness is Booty Your Weapon is Your Silver Shield Your Mode of Transportation is Kite |
Your Monster Profile |
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You Feast On: Jack and Coke You Lurk Around In: Flocks of Freshmen You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers |
Do You Doubt I Am Rich?
Is this the greatest infomercial teaser of all time? Yes; yes, it may well be.
His name is takeittothebank and his game is putting the “ass” in “class.”
Have you ever wondered how the other half lives? Wonder no more. It lives like ME. Every morning I eat caviar even though I do not like caviar!!! Would I do this if I were not RICH!?!?! The fillings in my teeth are gold. Are the fillings in your teeth gold!?!? They are not. The caviar I do not want for breakfast I feed to my cat. What does your cat eat!?!? Cat food?!?! I pity your cat. Mine is the world you live in when you are RICH!!! CARS!!! WOMEN!!! STATUES!!! CAVIAR!!! Perhaps you are beginning to understand. If so, I welcome you. HELLO!!! Now let me ask you this: Do you know the pleasure of owning a tie made of genuine SILK!!! I do!!! Now let me ask you this: would I call myself “THE BANK” if I did not have lots of money? I would not. That would be ridiculous!!! But I am not ridiculous. I am RICH!!! I will ask you one last time: DO YOU DOUBT I AM RICH!?!?!
This is like Donald Trump‘s long-lost Desi twin.
From the whoreanus outfit and grooming to the chubby, inert harem, to the amateur porn-worthy direction, not to mention the maniacal, self-deluded laugh, this could well be the greatest, most inspirational infomercial of all time, greater than the great Aleksey Vayner’s Impossible Is Nothing, even if it ISN’T an infomercial. It appears to be a YouTube channel. I wonder why he hasn’t signed on in a year…must be out being rich somewhere, right? Monte Carlo? Goa? Paris? Dubai?
Moar too cum
Trust me, there will be more once I’m over the hamburger hangover. To let you know a tipoff : I’ve had nothing but salad since then. Gruesome.














