Honestly, officer, I was nowhere near Nigeria!
three young men have allegedly lost their genitals in mysterious circumstances…Alarmed, he started shouting ‘my penis, my pennies’ and he touched me and immediately I too also felt the same way and my penis also disappeared and so it was with the third victim, so we all raised alarm and a crowd gathered at the scene,” he narrated.
Now, I’m having a real hard time not posting this under “Allegory” but I shall restrain myself.
from yesterday, or at least I think so. Hard to tell, what with the wedding-related preparties, afterparties, and aftertheafterparties.
These are the people who need to get in touch with Deadjournal.com:
Funny Squishy Rubber Skulls with Cockroach-filled Eyeballs, Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Kewl.
Sorry about the ugly link. Firefox is, apparently, not as user-friendly as IE and SPARE ME your dork lectures. Had them already, when I complained about my bike being inconvenient to ride. “Oh, that’s just because you don’t have an A-47.6665DoRKTastic helmet and you insist on wearing regular clothes, rather than buying a whole bike-specific, dorktastic outfit that makes you look like a beefy extra from a 50’s sci-fi movie, and why do you insist on wearing a backpack? Everyone knows you have to use panniers and then when you get to the destination you take the panniers off because otherwise they’d be stolen and presumably you pull your backpack out of them and put them into the backpack and hit a public washroom to change out of your alien reentry costume before going to your meeting…hey, wait! I wasn’t finished! There’s more…
Okay, nevermind. Got IE back, and we, the raincoaster administrative staff, are purtifying our links apace! See, purty link right’cheer to Silly Maps of London Tube
In any case, ignore my bitter, ex-cyclist rantings and click on the link, where you will NOT be able to see a funny, fan-created anagrammatic map of the London Underground. And why can you not see it? Because the Tube Authority (wasn’t that in some Margaret Atwood book?) has decreed it violated copyright. Lest we fergit, Toronto did the same damn thing; apparently, brains are in short supply in the transit industry.
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