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SO much better than elfing yourself!
Today, thanks to PopBitch, I ran across this cute little text-to-voice synthesizer that turns your typing into an overblown, overorchestrated Barbra Streisand song: GoBarbra!
Dudes, I don’t think I’m giving away too much when I say my “raincoaster rocks” is going to OWN dancefloors around the world in a few weeks. Does anybody have DeadMau5‘ email?
I wonder how much training that takes?
I also wonder if they’re hiring? Because I’m not proud.
inside raincoaster (raincoaster)
Ryan Reynolds has a sexy fra…what was I saying? (Ayyyy)
Kate Spade’s sexy movie (ManoloFood)
Fred and George Weasley KNOW they’ve got it (Lolebrity)
Sir Elton has some words for our generation’s biggest a$$ (AgentBedhead)
Chris Isaak’s steamy new video (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila’s sex tape means we’ll never be rid of her (CelebDirtyLaundry)
WHAT is Gaga doing to herself in bed? (CelebritySmack)
ScarJo doesn’t let cobwebs grow on her ladybits (CelebVIPLounge)
VD Stars! (CityRag)
OMG Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston appear in sketchy video together (DailyStab)
Michelle Trachtenberg loves her body and tells you ALL about it (FitFabCeleb)
They get wet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
J Hud talks about her new body (HaveUHeard)
Anderson Cooper is NOT into beatings! (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s got yogabutt! (PoorBritney)
What’s Lady Gaga’s sex name? (PopBytes)
Forget the body: what has Nicole Richie done to her face? (TheSkinny)
Chuck Berry on line one… (SeriouslyOMG)
what is wrong with me? Nothing. It's YOU!
Well, because they’re all so fucking inferior, sillies! God put the Feebs here to be our rightful prey, and don’t you forget it!
Every man needs slaves like he needs clean air. To rule is to breathe, is it not? And even the most disenfranchised get to breathe. The lowest on the social scale have their spouses or their children. Real nobility is based on scorn, courage, and profound indifference. Albert Camus
I’m pretty sure it was Camus who said that it was the moral duty of the intelligent to repress the less intelligent, lest they rise up and take over the world; but the world ignored him, and now we have Snooki as a New York Times best-selling author and Kim Kardashian recording an album. America gets the celebrities it deserves.
Julian Assange’s new do (raincoaster) Shut UP, Emma Watson (Lolebrity) Guess the gap-toothed guy (Ayyyy) Our WORLD EXCLUSIVE lasted exactly one day (ManoloFood) Stayin’ Alive? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (AgentBedhead) The baby’s first word was “rhinoplasty” (BusyBeeBlogger) Jimmy Buffetted! (CelebDirtyLaundry) Have YOU ever been upstaged by your own dress? (CelebritySmack) Paris Hilton shows you her puppies (CityRag) But which one is MegaShark and which is Gatoroid? (DailyStab) Never before has spandex restrained so much for so little purpose (FitFabCeleb) Gag (GirlsTalkinSmack) So she was single in the sense that nobody would be seen with her? (HaveUHeard) Jon Cryer is no different from anybody else (INeedMyFix) Sad, gender-confused Britney (PoorBritney) The CougarTown drinking game! (SeriouslyOMG)
And now, here’s your thematically-appropriate musical unicorn chaser, performed by everyone’s favorite lower primates, the Monkees:
Snow is TOO beautiful. But gross.
Julian Assange gets an updo!
Love the new look, baby. Don’t worry about hiding out from The Law; with a ‘do like that, ain’t nobody gonna be looking at your face anyway.
Many thanks to the lovely and apparently multi-multi-talented GDGeek, whose resume now extents past graphic design into hairdressing and even espionage (second-hand)!
And this looks like as good a time as any to get rid of another link dump. Sorry (not really) for the lack of new posts; I’ve been off speaking at WordCamp Victoria and setting up the new schedule for my social media workshops (there’s a special discount code for up to $100 off if you register by noon Monday; ie tomorrow).
Saint Bill of Murray (Lolebrity)
Michael Douglas photobomb! (raincoaster)
Julian Assange is the greatest photoshop opportunity of our time (Ayyyy)
Cheese it! That’s too expensive! (Manolofood)
Katie Holmes and the World’s Ugliest Pants (AgentBedhead)
But did he put it on her FINGER? (AmyGrindhouse)
Are We There Yet contest (BusyBeeBlogger)
Jennifer Aniston pulls a Bridget Jones (CeleBitchy)
Palin putting it around? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
I see dumb people. They don’t know they’re dumb (CelebritySmack)
Annalynne McCord gives a puppy a helping hand (CityRag)
This choice of Catwoman is nuts! (DailyStab)
You can get arrested for just acting weird? (FitFabCeleb)
Xtina is X-ed out in someone else’s bed (GirlsTalkinSmack)
P!nk is F!!!ing Perfect (HaveUHeard)
Rachel Zoe is unapologetically elasticized (INeedMyFix)
Spears for Sears? (PoorBritney)
Prince + Madonna = Tru Luv 4 eva (PopBytes)
David Spade is OLD: FACT of life (SeriouslyOMG)
Yes, two linkposts in a row. Deal with it.
Michael Douglas Photobombs Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie
Nothing like beating fourth stage soft tissue cancer and then photobombing your wife in her celebuglam photo ops at the Golden Globes.
Boobs! Breasts! Chest! And Keywords! (raincoaster)
Fashion trolls can climb? (Ayyyy)
Challah, breakfast! (Manolofood)
Sean Connery is the top! (Lolebrity)
Robert Pattinson and pubes in the same sentence (AgentBedhead)
Ode to Californication (BusyBeeBlogger)
Stars shoulder the burden of fashion (CeleBitchy)
Joan Rivers vs Sarah Palin (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Paz’d out (CelebritySmack)
Canadian-dater is impure! (AllieIsWired)
Charlie Sheen, name-dropper! (Earsucker)
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban sublet a womb (DailyStab)
Sandra Bullock knows bangs are cheaper than Botox (GirlsTalkinSmack)
For a sec I seriously thought that was Julian Assange with CZJ (HaveUHeard)
Montreal won the Golden Globes (INeedMyFix)
Kanye Kant Handle It (PoorBritney)
You don’t deserve Ricky Jervais! (PopBytes)
Hayden, that is not what they mean by “the layered look” (FitFabCeleb)
JLo bids high (GabbyBabble)
Celebrity philosophers in 140 characters (EvilBeet)
The TRUE winner of the Golden Globes (MovieLine)
Michael Lohan finally finds his perfect match (SeriouslyOMG)
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