Darth Vader’s midlife crisis…the video

Torn by good & evil and an incestuous love affair, a lonely and depraved Darth Vader has a nervous breakdown.

Oh, and have you seen his blog?

Kevin Smith’s Clerks…as performed by Peanuts

“Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?”

dumb crime daily: have you seen this man?

Camera ThiefStupido here is possibly the world’s dumbest crook. Along with a gang of pals, he posed as a member of a Portugese camera crew, and helped out a team filming in Hong Kong. They worked steadily, and apparently professionally, as a camera crew for two full days before pulling a disappearing act with all the gear that belonged to the independent television company they’d been assisting.

From BoingBoing:

“We’re a small, independent television production company in Hong Kong… last week, a group of con men ripped off a load of very expensive professional tv gear from us… cameras, tripods, a recording deck, wireless microphones… lots of stuff. They were posing as a Portuguese production company… very professional-seeming. They even shot footage of Hong Kong with our crew for two days before they did a runner with the gear! At any rate, we got a photograph of one of them, who for some reason thought it would be okay to pose for a tourist snapshot CARRYING THE CAMERA HE WAS ABOUT TO STEAL.”

UPDATE: they seem to be Brazilian rather than Portugese, and there is VIDEO of them here.

Quiz Fun: Which Muppet are You?

You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you’re totally in charge – even if people don’t know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won’t settle for anything less.
You’re going to be a total star, and you won’t let any of the “little people” get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

Heh, no surprises there! And I wuv me some Kermit, too.

Today, in Giant Octopus News: Ursula and Britney, Separated at Birth

Ursula and Britney, separated at birth

from Cityrag, via Defamer