Why I don’t do laundry

I suppose it all comes out in the wash

I suppose it all comes out in the wash, but then again, I’m too scared to find out.

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City on the Edge of a Parking Lot; Least memorable Star Trek EVAR!

Remember this one? Of COURSE not!

epic fail pictures

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Saturday Night Dance Party

Introducing perhaps the strangest mashup in history: potty-mouthed Canuck songstress (and former elementary school teacher) Peaches vs the Andy Griffith Show. She even looks like the bastard spawn of a drunken Fife family reunion, conceived under the picnic table amid the scattered and smeared debris of far too many deviled eggs and Budweisers.

NSFW, duh.

Fuck the Pain Away

Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It’s fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It’s fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

huh? right. what? uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.

SIS IUD, stay in school coz it’s the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it’s the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it’s the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it’s the best.

Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It’s fine all of the time.
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

huh? what? right. uhh. huh? what? right. uhh.
What else in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches.
huh? what? right. uhh.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

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Brains!!!

I don’t know about yours, but after all these posts MINE isn’t functioning very well. I did the only thing I could do: I demanded that my handsome man friend bring me a glass of water.

Everyone knows Brains work better when they’re hydrated, and EVERYONE knows raincoaster does not make unsubstantiated claims, so here is the proof, caught on camera. And as everyone knows, the camera does not lie.

and your special bonus Thunderbirds dance remix YouTube

Thunderbirds Are Go! Theme (The Pressure Mix) Featuring MC Parker

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Botox Face, by Hedda Lettuce

Yea though I walk through the valley of mashups, I shall fear no dissonance, for I have read the raincoaster blog, and I’ve seen EVERYTHING now.

Right?

Presenting, Miss Hedda Lettuce, with the greatest cover (ever so slightly adapted) of Lady Gaga’s Pokerface:

BotoxFace

via Irina Slutsky of GeekEntertainmentTV

Still not had enough? How about Kurt Cobain singing backup for…well, just watch:

via Mashable

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