Not making it up. Via Gawker.
I wish I could tell you that this is a tacky parody. Please note that it is appropriate “for ages 4 & up.” I think we can all agree that any commentary I might write seems unnecessary. Yes, we live here. Aum.
Category Archives: Historical
Pee Wee Herman keeps it real
Cuz that’s how he rolls, yo.
Why the “Sex” tag? Listen to the lyrics, baby!
Spock-Z
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Big Pimpin’!
Spock, we hardly knew ye!
colossal loogey found on Chilean coast
From The Wetass Chronicles:
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Annals of Oceanography–What The Hell Is This?!:It was 40 feet long. It weighed 13 tons. And it washed up on a beach in Chile last July. And no one could figure out just what it was. For a while the scientific community got all excited because it was thought The Blob might be the remains of the intriguing, elusive and rarely seen Giant Squid. Or perhaps the world’s largest piece of bubble gum. But Skip Pierce, a biologist at the University of San Francisco, used electron microscopy to determine that The Blob is in fact the putrid, rotting, remains of a….sperm whale. Oh well. The hunt for the Giant, or Colossal, Squid continues…
Damn, it’s just a massive whale loogey…..
(Photo: The Oracle)
Canada vs Coulter, age 45
Canada wins, with a smackdown. And don’t give me none o’ that “but there were Canadians there as observers, there were Canadians who left to join the US Army” shit. Yes indeed, but (once more, loudly, for the people drooling in the back row):
CANADA DID NOT SEND TROOPS TO VIETNAM
as Ann Coulter, 45, learns to her dismay, confusion and, of course, ongoing refusal to face facts.
from, of all places, Perez Hilton, who has always been good to Canuckistan.
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