The meme may now be retired; this roundup of decayed lolcat corpses will never be bested. From Heart on a Stick, via Gawker. Warning: NSF Lunch. Or cat people. Is this how god kills a kitten when you…hmmm, much to think on.
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Our favorite fashion fuggers have delved deeply into the murky waters which are trends and look at what they’ve fished up from the bottom: fishy fashions; Cthulhu couture; R’lyeh wraps. They’re what everyone is wearing to the formal hoe-down at the Esoteric Order of Dagon Hall (no relation to Anthony Michael Hall).
See for yourself, if you dare. Behold John G’halia-no’s wakame sake-inspired Kelp Me, I’m Falling:
And, if you still retain sanity and will, scroll downward to view what every halfbred Deep One will be wearing to her prom, or her Transition, whichever comes first. Behold the Chitin Blossom, from B’hyll Bass.
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These are so inspiring I may just take up needles again. After all, they’re long, pointy, dangerous items that you can take virtually anywhere; just the kind of thing I normally carry anyway. Timethief passed along the Knitting for Psychos page, which makes me wonder how she spends her leisure hours…is she the twisted genius that made the conjoined twins teddy bear(s)?
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Seriously!
And I can’t get a job at this bloody paper?
Police shoot dead woman waving gun at officers in car park
Well actually, she wasn’t dead when they shot her, although she was dead shortly afterwards.
So that’s all right then.
Are they comma-rationing in the UK again?
Actually, I suppose that it’s possible she was some sort of zombie revenant, although everyone knows zombies can’t be stopped by bullets. Maybe Bobbies are using silver bullets now?
And hey, Gawker ran something I sent them. That never happens…they must not have gotten Denton‘s memo.
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Ah, Marilyn and Dita. If those two crazy kids couldn’t make it,
what hope is there for the rest of us?
LolGoths! Collect the whole set!
Sorry: I mean the bruised, outcast, misunderstood, wounded set.
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