I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at an Elks’ Rally in Pasadena
than they could ever have felt for the type of woman available to an Elk.
Anita Loos
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All we know is, he’s definitely Canadian-bred.
raincoaster’s celebrity lookalike
Kaonashi (No-Face)
A masked, cloaked spirit who feeds on the emotions of others.
I DID try. I tried it twice. And each time I uploaded a photo of my beaming mug, the thrice-accurst meme-jockeys in the nth circle of hell where automated “funny kontent” is generated snickered amongst themselves and sent back, “Sorry, no faces were detected in this photo…”
Okay. Fine. BE that way. I’ve still got my poetry.
a writer’s life: it’s not all skittles and beer
Sometimes it’s vengeful dames and whiskey sours. Welcome to my world:
Stolen from Gawker, which is quite the Kids in the Hall fanclub this weekend.
PS: Kids in the Hall were formed in 1984. Oh, GOD I’m old.
Proof the Recession is Real
Everyone is talking about this Recession, saying that all the numbers are in and it’s a sure thing. Yet, I see no breadlines, hear no word of Wall Street defenestrations (must! pray! harder!). But today proof has emerged that the dreaded Recession, with its associated Stagflation (which sounds like a half-boner at a Bachelor Party) and other related, undead terms rising from the grave of the Seventies, has returned to haunt us like the ghost of Sonny Bono.
What dismal form has this proof taken? Nothing less than a video showing that the noxious poison of the economic downturn has the very GODS in its gory paws.
Cthulhu layoffs.
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