What would the lolcats say?
Useful for small, vicious children as well. A great gift item, and reasonably priced, too! I, personally, prefer to drug them and then throw them in an old burlap sack full of rusty nails I’ve fished up from the bottom of an old cistern, but I understand that this rather rough and ready solution might not be entirely Martha-approved. This looks quite safe, though:
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Remember Evil Bert? Makin’ wit da sex tapes with Pam Anderson, posing for buddy photos with Osama bin Laden? Sure you do.
Now Evil Bert‘s gone even eviller! It’s a Jerry Bruckheimer film in the making, I tell you: He’s a loose cannon in Kandahar! Hell-bent in Helmand! Ballistic in Baghdad!
Evil Bert is AWOL!
That’s what you get when Recruitment is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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This one is from the daring meme-surfer ryanknapper. Thanks for being our first willing victim in lolgothery!
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