pigs vs Santa

A black Christmas comedy.

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your morning coffee

raincoaster latteor latte. Or cappuccino. Or whatever you prefer, as the case may be. We are all ecumenical-like about the caffeinated beverages here on the ol’ raincoaster blog.

Stole this from the mighty, mighty Generator Blog. God knows I’ve tried doing the latte-picture-pour myself, but somehow it always comes out looking like a vagina. Still, popular with a certain segment of the customer base.

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Christmas vid o’ the year: the 12 Days of Janice Dickinson

heartlessly stolen from PerezHilton. I could have stolen it from Gawker instead, but we don’t need to discuss why I’m not doing that, do we?

As Perez sez, she’s out tranny’d the trannies! I did not think it was possible for the human body to support that much lipglass. Huh: Live and learn.

Which also reminds me that the infamous Tricia Foxx has a new drag show at the Royal Unicorn Cabaret, this fabulously OTT Chinatown nightclub, all red velvet, gold trim, and chainsmoking Oriental gangster types. I have got to get my butt over there and check this show out; all I know at this point is, minimalist it ain’t. So there!

Tricia Foxx and her cabinet of curiosities!

The LEGENDS Cabaret Show entertains every Friday in Historic Chinatown located at the old Mings Show Lounge – 147 East Pender Street – Upstairs. Look alike Divas strut the stage, bringing Pizazz, Comedy, Glamour and Old style Burlesque to delighted audiences.Tickets are $10.00 and partial proceeds always go to a Charity in the Oldtown Areas.Two shows nightly, 10:15 pm and midnite. Everyone welcome. Fully Licensed Venue.Reservations accepted but not required. Please call (778) 329-1981

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born to be…

a venture capitalist??? Someone better sit my friends down for this, because the shock just might kill them. I am, according to this test, a born VC. Well hell, spending other people’s money? That’s a dream job if you ask me!

Got to the test via engtech, whom I owe a dinner if I get scooped by some big firm as a result of this incredible aptitude of mine. I said I’d buy him a Segway too, but now he thinks I’m trying to kill him. Honestly! As if I’d do something like that; I already know Technorati rankings cannot be bequeathed, because I looked it up.

For a research project. Totally.

Anyway, Guy Kawasaki, who is a man who is presumed to know something about venture capital, as he’s been in the business twenty years and hasn’t been bankrupted or incarcerated yet, is the fellow who came up with the test, and even should this prove to be as bullshit as the “Which My Little Pony Are You?” quizzes on LiveJournal (the Dangerous one, mothafucka!) it is guaranteed to be entertaining. Take the test here.

engtech got 27; I've got a lock on this job. Guy, baby, call me!In any case, here’s what my little internet graduation plaque with honors or honours or cum or laudanum or whatever it is would look like, if it were in fact the result I got and not the one engtech (who can make screencaps and all that tech shit, yo) did, and it said 35 instead of 27, yo. And if it also said that the big VCs were hangin’ on the telephone, waiting for their life-affirming contact from moi.

If only I could afford a long-distance call!

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HOW many flavours?

BJs 48 flavours!

from a comment on Guido’s blog, lost to the mists of time (sorry)

and this, from a comment on Waiterforum (was it Jamie Maw?)

But an hour later, you're horny

But an hour later, you’re horny.