quiz: what should you be when you grow up?

Yeah, for the sake of the world I hope most people aren’t taking this quiz’s advice. How would you like ME to be your proctologist? Detective, I could almost see, what with me being so nosy and all; while I was in pre-med, I bailed when I realized that, should I fail to get into med school, I’d have to become some run of the mill biologist, and I’m soooo not into that. Mind you, if I could specialize in cryptozoology, that might almost be worth it. Still, with the friends I have, it’s almost as if I already do!


You Should Be a Doctor


You are practical, sharp, and very intuitive.

Optimistic and energetic, you are a problem solver who doesn’t get discouraged easily.

You are also quite compassionate and caring. You make people feel hopeful.

You’re highly adaptable and capable. You do well with almost any curve ball life throws at you.You do best when you:

– Are always learning new subjects

– Use your knowledge to solve problems

You would also be a good therapist or detective.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Squid Obedience

Squid Obedience

Again, thanx to Mastercowfish, who is apparently on a roll.

i can has cheezburger too

Coconut Crab

What I can’t have is a moment’s peace from the insatiable paparazzi.  This shot was emailed to me by a friend in the high desert who recognized this outrageous breach of my privacy.

quiz: what’s your Halloween style?

Um. Not accurate. Totally, totally not accurate. Nope, nothing to see here, move along.


What Your Halloween Habits Say About You


Halloween is definitely a time to celebrate for you, but you don’t have any deep traditions.

You’re more likely to go with the flow and see where the night takes you.

No one quite understands you, but everyone also sort of worships you. And that’s exactly how you like it.

Your inner child is open minded, playful, and adventurous.

You truly fear the dark side of humanity. You are a true misanthrope.

You’re prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind… even if you don’t admit it.

You are a traditionalist with most aspects of your life. You like your Halloween costume to be basic, well made, and conventional enough to wear another year.

What’s Your Halloween Personality?

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Larry Craig and the Village People present: I Am Not Gay!

Rumour has it that Michael Jackson is developing it into a full-length musical, just as soon as he can sign the cast from Kid Nation for the chorus!

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