Springtime for Steve (Irwin)

it's springtime for hitler, baby!

In a nod to the most glorious traditions of musical theatre, producers in Australia have commissioned a tour de farce guaranteed to land on front pages around the world on opening night.

The draw?

Steve Irwin, singing “Let that stingray of love pierce your heart,” backed up by a chorus line of dancing stingrays.

Crikey.

crikey man, put that thing away. Too soon! Too soon!

Michael J. Fox and George Stephanopoulos!!!

The smart/cute brunet dream team! I stole this from The Open Piehole. Watch the video whilst I swoon away in pure delight at two of the nicest, smartest, cutest, leftie, socially-conscious men around.

Take that, Limbaugh, you deluded pillhead!

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

and yes, he and the horse are both nekkid. Here’s the poster: don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya, but if this turns you on I think you need to seek some help pronto Tonto!

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

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everything has a fansite: Martin Scorsese’s Eybrows’ edition

Martin Scorcese's eyebrowsHaven’t I told you, many a time, that everything on Earth, no matter how sordid, obscure, or meaningless, has a fansite?

Oh yes I did, and here is the proof: a fansite devoted entirely to the poetical expression of the attraction/repulsion principle as it relates to Oscar-winning director Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog are proud to present Nosebleed Ridge. via Defamer.

The Getaway

I scream in my sleep
Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows are chasing me
across LA
I carry a tired cardboard suitcase stuffed
full of my old writings
novels and screenplays
and scraps of ideas
jotted onto bar napkins
crowding away the
phone numbers
of lovers gotten
and forgotten
notes for unwritten books
spill as I run
Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows are chasing me
across LA

Discuss.

campaign attack ad of the year!

from TORn

This is one attack ad I think we can all get behind. If only we could figure out this woman’s impenetrable accent, that is.

Frodo for King!!!