The searingly emo, devastatingly ironic, Alanis Morissette version of the Black Eyed Peas’ mindless tune “My Humps.” They really nailed the look and sound, didn’t they? Via Gawker, lyrics over the jump.
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This video is the most definitive exhibition of white boy cool in the history of white boys. Come on, admit it you demented Republican rednecks:
Karl Rove looks about as cool as an undermedicated and spastic special education lifer performing in the inpatient pageant.
Also, this has inspired some marvelous comments on YouTube, such as the below, to which we can add nothing.
toddlerh (1 hour ago)
Karl Rove is simply adorable. I hope he’s this funny at his war-crimes tribunal and in federal prison.
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What can I say, I have a weakness for a guy with the shag haircut and bathetic Romanticism.
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It’s really very simple. I’ve met a number of straight men who are mystified that women would ever want to watch such a militaristic bloodbath of a movie, even suggest it for a date movie, but they’re missing a key ingredient for proper appreciation of everything this cinematic comic book has to offer:
Estrogen.
stolen from Defamer, who also have a marvelous little Cute Overload meets 300 mashup.
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A few days short of the standard rehab dosage of 28, Britney Spears is once more unleashed and roaming the streets of SoCal. Lock up your Persis Khambatta fanboys! The paparazzi are reportedly respecting her request for privacy and taking refuge in umbrella-proof armoured Humvees for self-defence.
“Britney Spears has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program. We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
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raincoaster 