Yep, danged overqualified immigrants. We’re in ur office, kleenin ur mess.
Stolen from Neatorama
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Category Archives: sparta
LolCathulhu!!!
O R’lyeh?
Stolen from Dossier‘s exhaustive roundup of Lols, which dwarfs those of all other lollisticles, even Laughing Squid; alas, they are not totally enchanted by my LolGoths, but that’s okay.
I’ve still got my poetry.
bonus discovery: LolCthulhu! As soon as I can load this machine with some graphics program less tarded than Paint I’ll be all over that like black, iridescent slime over the horribly mangled, decapitated corpse of a Shoggoth’s victim.
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because it worked so well with Mexico
Looks like Mission Accomplished is about to get a bit more Accomplished-er as the US military force takes a page from the pornopropaganda piece 300 to bring peace to shattered and splintered Baghdad by…
The US military is building a three-mile concrete wall in the centre of Baghdad along the most murderous faultline between Sunni and Shia Muslims.
The wall, which recognises the reality of the hardening sectarian divide in Baghdad, is a central part of George Bush‘s final push to pacify the capital. Work began on April 10 under cover of darkness and is due for completion by the end of the month.
The highly symbolic wall has evoked comparisons to the barriers dividing Protestants and Catholics in Belfast and Israelis and Palestinians along the length of the West Bank.
And, of course, East and West Germany. You know the Americans are proud of this initiative. That “work began under cover of darkness” thing might be significant…wait, where have we heard that before? Hmmm, what do you say? Sounds to me like the missing Berlin Wall might just be in the process of being “re-purposed.”
No word on whether they’re using Persians as mortar.
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So much for the sexy professor type…
Hmmm. Vin Diesel, eh? I’d always thought of myself as more the type to favour George Stephanopoulos or Alan Rickman, but neither of them were an option. Could we split the difference and give me Viggo in Darkly Noon? or David Wenham in 300?
Loan? Pretty please?
Stolen from EatMyFuckingStillettos.
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300 spoofs!
Say hello to the world’s crabbiest geography teacher:
And a new meme is born.
Thanks to engtech for these: a thread consisting of nothing but dozens upon dozens of joke 300 images. You’d think the man would have something better to do than feed my obsession, but apparently not. We could all learn from his example.
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