site o’ the day: the call of plush Cthulhu, at the laundrybasket of madness

surrender yourself to the crawling chaos, or at least hand over the acorn, dammit

From time to time we here at the ol’ raincoaster blog like to get out for a stroll around strange and eldritch parts (no dirty jokes, Metro!) and see what we can discover. We have just returned from such a journey, one that has left us strangely shaken, ill at ease, suspecting that behind the homely reality that we have come to know as “the world” lie unutterable gulfs of madness, spiralling into the great abyss for eons beyond time…

So we thought we’d show you this. Prepare yourselves, mortals!

The Tale of Plush Cthulhu

“How odd it looks!” said Miss Kitty Fluffington. “Very non-Euclidian.”

“Yes,” said Brown Snuggly Bear, “but thank goodness it isn’t squamous.”

“Or gibbous,” said Mister Bright Eyes.

“It seems to be covering something,” said Miss Kitty Fluffington. “Let’s see!”

Events proceed predictably…

Yes, plush Cthulhu! The stars were right again and a band of innocent stuffed animals had released Him into the world by accident.

“Uh, oh,” said Baby Boy Fluffy Bunny.

Another soul-chilling tale of terror from the posthumous hand and cruelly unhinged mind of the master of horror.

Great Cthulhu meets the Keeper of the Pet Door

an example of cultural dissonance

Dalit rights are human rightsThat title’s not going to rock the Top Blogs list any time soon, I know, but it’s the only title I can think to give this.

As you may or may not know, WordPress’s administration pages (the “backstage” of our blogs) feature many nifty ways to connect with other WordPress bloggers, my favorite being the Most Recently Updated list. You can see who posted it, and what the post is called, and if they have an avatar you can see that too, enabling me to avoid those who use CareBears or Angelina Jolie in her self-cutting phase. I click on these blogs quite a few fair times per day, being as I am both curious and competitive, and they have brought you delights such as our friend Samaha and the bicephalic brunet beauty of Michael J. Fox and George Stephanopoulos earlier today. Sigh. Where was I?

Right.

So tonight I clicked on one of the most recently updated blogs. The words “Social Boycott in Karnataka” don’t mean much to me; I know what a boycott is, but I didn’t know what a social boycott is…perhaps you all party while not-buying the thing you’re not-buying together? Sounded jolly to me.

And I had no idea where Karnataka is, except that it sounds like somewhere Carnacki the Magician would have been from, and we are highly way fond of Carnacki here at the ol’ raincoaster blog.

Well, let me just show you the introductory paragraph and let you connect the dots, if you can, between your doorstep and these ones.

Kadkol is a village in Basavannabagewadi Taluka in Bijapur District.

Basavannabagewadi is the birth place of famous saint Basavanna, who fought against the evil caste system in the medieval period.

It is a centre of pilgrimage for Lingayat caste. In the village of Kadkol, 400 families of Lingayats, 10 Muslim families, 50 Baijentries, 1 family of Dhangars, 3 families of Kauravis, 93 families of Holayas and 50 families of Madigas live. This is the caste configuration of the village Kadkol. In the entire Taluk of Basavannabagewadi, the untouchability is severely practiced in all its forms and colours. Many years the Scheduled caste people have been denied access to all the public places. However in the schools the untouchability is not practiced. Out of 93 families of Holayas, who belong to Scheduled Caste, 8 families have land holding and that is marginal (less than 2 acres). The land is rain fed. Out of this population of scheduled castes, there are 3 graduates. One of them is working as a Police Inspector and another one is working as a Bus conductor. The remaining graduate person is living in the village itself. The rest of the people belonging to the Scheduled Caste are agricultural landless laborers and 15 of them are bonded laborers. Out of these 15 bonded laborers, 7 are child labourers.

Dalit childrenThat’s right, people have leased out their children and in some cases they’ve grown to adulthood still under the yoke of these indentures.

Social boycott, it turns out, is nothing more than a brutal and potentially fatal ostracization of the so-called Untouchables, of the type which was outlawed in India in 1950.

The well these people had used has been lowered by drought to a level where it is unsafe to drink, so they began taking water from the public (goverment-installed) well. Other castes immediately began treating the public water as unclean, washing their livestock in it, using it for ahem, personal cleansing, etc. The Untouchables appealed to the authorities, and in return received a stern reminder of their proper place:

The scheduled caste villagers brought everything in the notice of District administration of Bijapur and also of sitting MLA, Shivaputra Desai of BJP. They could not stop the caste Hindus from committing these atrocities. The caste used to threatened the scheduled castes villagers by reminding them of a incidence of violence that occurred in 1946 in a village called “Sasanur”. In this village Sasanur, 50 scheduled castes belonging to Holayas were burnt alive. Even today there is no single Holaya in Sasanur village. Notably, Sasanur is just 20 kms away from Kadkol.

As seems usual in these cases, the law proceeds apace, the government proclaims, various lawyers and advocates on either side assert their assertions, and in the meantime nothing changes in the village. There’s a showdown of sorts scheduled for the 13th of November; I may check back then. But I’d be very optimistic to do so, I think, and lo, I am never very optimistic.

Prove me wrong, India.

belated happy Halloween from Cthulhu

I swear to god I tried to post this days ago; musta been one of those times the computer blew up. I dunno why it likes to do that; I generally don’t work with more than fifteen or so IE windows open at a time, well, plus MSN Messenger and maybe some music downloading. Fussy machine!

Anyway, here are is the Halloween greeting from the divine and horrible Cthulhu, the very essence of all that is repulsive and unutterable, who waits, dreaming, in his great house in R’lyeh. Prepare yourselves, mortals!

Europe’s power failing, Saddam Hussein pays the price

TWAT doublespeakSound familiar?

The latest round of TWAT (The War Against Terror) has seen Europe, plagued by sectarian strife and a failure of power, take fatal vengence on former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

From the BBC

Romano Prodi said there was a “contradiction” in having a unified power network but no central authority.

Power failed first in Cologne, Germany, before shutting down across parts of France, Italy, Spain and Austria.

Belgium, the Netherlands and Croatia were also affected.

“My first impression is that there is a contradiction between having European networks but not having a central European authority. It is somewhat absurd,” Mr Prodi said.

Couldn’t have put it better myself. But what’s the usual reaction of a centralized authority when it finds itself powerless? Flail, that’s right. Execute something. So let’s check the rest of the net and see on whom their vengence has alighted:

Saddam Hussein.

BAGHDAD, Iraq – Iraq’s High Tribunal on Sunday found Saddam Hussein guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced him to hang for the 1982 killing of 148 Shiites in the city of Dujail. The visibly shaken former leader shouted “God is great!”

Saddam’s half brother and former intelligence chief Barzan Ibrahim, and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, head of the former Revolutionary Court, were sentenced to join Saddam on the gallows for the Dujail killings after an unsuccessful assassination attempt during a Saddam visit to the city 35 miles north of Baghdad.

The death sentences automatically go to a nine-judge appeals panel which has unlimited time to review the case. If the verdicts and sentences are upheld, the executions must be carried out within 30 days.

terror alert warnings: brown people edition

They all need a good scrubbingWell, to be fair let’s open it right up to everybody brown, black, or off-white. Affleck, you’re lucky you’re off the Mystic Tan, that’s all I’m saying.

We here at the ol’ raincoaster blog are constantly scanning the pixelsphere, looking for the most relevant and important stories to bring you. In the absence of breaking Giant Squid news, we offer this, even though we live in Vancouver and the only persons of melanin ’round these parts have (as we have noted) been fighting terrorists since 1492. Still, on the Internet nobody can tell you’re an octoroon.

From McSweeney’s.Terror Ist Is Lamb

Whatever the case may be, you probably have the same worries that any other good American has in these troubled times. Such as “How do I properly show my love for my country?” and “How do I assure people that I don’t want to kill them?”

With these questions in mind, the Department of Homeland Security has formulated the following guidelines for you and your people based on the United States Terror Alert Levels. If you follow the simple advice below, you will significantly decrease your chances of being arrested or deported.

Terror Alert Level: Low (Green)

To be honest, this level is really just a placeholder. We needed to have a “low” level in order to have the higher levels. If we ever do hit the green level, be aware that this probably means the rest of the world has been destroyed by man-made (e.g., nuclear) or supernatural (e.g., meteor or alien death ray) forces. Whatever the case may be, take the opportunity to live it up, because as soon as Mexico gets repopulated we’ll be back up to the blue level.

and so on