I know I’ve already featured one of these brilliant mashups from Accordion Guy, but it’s Halloween and these images are unutterable shadow-paintings from beyond the veil. So there.
Category Archives: Religion
advice show o’ the day: Calls for Cthulhu!
When you’re at the end of the line and you just don’t know where to turn, you might as well throw yourself into the insatiable tentacles of the utter horror which is the Great Old Ones. In fairness, Cthulhu is a more attractive host than Howie Mandel.
pic o’ the day: Great Cthulhu sez Kids First!
Pentecostals want to spend taxes de-gaying Norwegian bunnies
That’s about it, really.
Except that the Lutherans, by contrast, simply wish the Norwegians to burn in Hell, rather than waste any time in attempts at animal re-heterosexualizing first.
I guess they don’t like waiting.
A Lutheran priest said he hoped the organisers would “burn in hell,” and a Pentecostal priest lashed out at the exhibition, saying taxpayers’ money used for it would have been better spent helping the animals correct “their perversions and deviances”.
Got this from ArchieArchive‘s report on the Oslo exhibition of animal homosexuality. It’s a really interesting report, and the links provide some much-needed insight into the very nature of human character.
Big horn sheep “need to have sex with their own fellows just to be accepted. And by being accepted they are making up very important social relations which later give them better access to females,” says Mr Soeli.
So Hollywood really IS run by sheep. That would explain why nobody’s bought my script yet. Maybe I should have my agent fuck them…oh right. Anybody know a pretty, gay agent?
And look, here’s Annie and Susan, explained:
Among swans and flamingos there have been cases of two females living together using sexual contact with males purely to reproduce.
And, look over there, behind the bearded moss: Tom and John!
Or is it Lance and Matchew?
It has been reported that in certain bird species males double up, allowing them to control a larger territory than a heterosexual couple, which in turn serves to attract more females.
Looks like it’s working…
U2charist: with Billy Corgan, choirboy
That’s the truly awesome new U2/Green Day video for The Saints Are Coming. Watch it; it’s an eyeful, just as it should be. Strong medicine hurts going down.
And this is the story of how church services are using the music of the greatest band in the world to inspire a new generation of Christians.
A communion service based on the music of U2 has become the latest trend for a number of Episcopal churches across the U.S.
The U2Charist–named after the band and the Eucharist communion–weaves songs by the Irish rockers into a church service along with corresponding slides.
Reported by USA Today, the special service was the idea of the Reverend Paige Blair, an Episcopal priest in York Harbor, Maine, who held the first U2Charist at her church on July 31, 2005.
Kicking off with “Pride (In the Name Of Love),” the service also incorporates images from historical civil rights campaigners such as Ghandi, Martin Luther King, and Rosa Parks… a key part is an offering for Bono‘s campaign to eradicate extreme poverty and global AIDS.
On this, Blair added: “It’s a big reason that this has taken off as a movement. It’s what Bono and the band are passionate about.”
Take THAT, Rolling Stones!
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