Iä! Iä! Cthild nafhtagn!
Suddenly a cry erupted from the miniature prison, and I perceived a thrashing and a shuddering within. Swallowing terror as best I could, I peered over the rim of the cage.
There it lay!
I…I cannot continue. I hear them upon the stairs…when I am gone, this blog must be burnt, and the ashes dissolved in aquae velvae…
This is one of those unfairly neglected posts that are clicked once and then forgotten. A moving work of art by the team responsible for Chad Vader, Night Shift Manager, this piece suffered earlier by being somewhat ahead of its time.
That time has now come.
Behold The Life and Death of a Pumpkin, by some Wisconsonian guys channelling Bergman.
Having read this USA Today list (which I came to via Fark) I must say it’s pretty solid, even though they leave off, through an entirely understandable wish not to be firebombed, the names of a lot of imaginary religious characters. One correction, however, seems absolutely neccessary:
Big Brother is no longer imaginary.
1. The Marlboro Man
2. Big Brother
3. King Arthur
4. Santa Claus (St. Nick)
5. Hamlet
6. Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster
7. Siegfried
8. Sherlock Holmes
9. Romeo and Juliet
10. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Read the rest of the list here. But know that they will be watching you…
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