Where's Waldo's Job?
Oh Waldo! You’re such an adorable, accessible, Zeitgeist-defining dude. Tall and gangly in your cute watch cap and your dorky prison shirt, how is it you pass unnoticed (and un-reported-to-police) among us? Waldo, you are our Zelig, the physical embodiment of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. Only in 2012, you’ve got lots and lots of company.
Old fashioned romance has all the charm of old fashioned divorce laws
I’ve always figured that basically this is how internet dating works, too. Or at least it does in my experience.
It was better than this guy’s.
Someone stood up a guy who BRINGS FLOWERS??? Get me that man's number immediately!
Honestly, woman, are you INSANE? You find the last man on Earth who actually brings flowers on a date and you stand him up????
Internet, get me this man’s contact details immediately!
The Most Perfect Facebook Status Update of All Time
NO BAD FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES!!!
If you do that, I shall do this.
Kate Middleton throws shade upon you inexpert Facebook users
announcing: 2bad4FB, a blog for all those status updates that should never be posted to Facebook. Anonymity guaranteed, so put it in the Submit box. As soon as I get that enabled, that is.
Breakin' the chains of love
This week so far I’ve mortally offended a blood relation, an ex-boyfriend, and a dear friend of the family by responding to their no-doubt-heartfelt emails with this.
If you have the same kind of relatives, exes, and friends, I suggest you do the same. Lyrics (and bonus video) over the jump, and is it my imagination or does Weird Al simply continue to evolve to higher and higher planes? Eventually, we will all worship Weird Al, and we will be right to.
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